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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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EmilyxLovesxU
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January 29, 2013 4:48pm UTC

Me in the morning: I'm tired don't look at me.
Me during school: I'm tired don't touch me.
Me after school: I'm tired don't talk to me.
Me at bedtime: Who wants to swim to Africa and back?

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jimmy365
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January 31, 2013 10:29pm UTC

it can take me
anywhere from 0.02 seconds
to 3 days to reply to a text
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Hale_Storm18
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January 30, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You just missed an entire period
Student: Are you telling me that I'm pregnant?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 3:15pm UTC

i get real offended
when my friend asks me a
question during class and
then they go and ask
another person for
confirmation like do u
not trust me
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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 8:59pm UTC

do you ever
feel yourself being annoying or
antisocial but you just can’t stop
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lovecrazy
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January 30, 2013 7:01pm UTC

"Your heroes wear capes and fly.
My heroes are covered in tattoos and sing."
Really? Cause I'm almost 110% positive that my heroes wear dog tags and are risking their lives to fight for my freedom.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 2:36pm UTC

My Teacher: I don't know what's wrong with this class. Everyone did terrbible on the exam.
Me: Oh, there's nothing wrong with the class. It's you, honey.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 12:15pm UTC

having witty friends
is really great. I often refer to
you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york”
and it makes people think I’m
very well traveled when
really I’ve just spent a lot of
time on the Internet.
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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 6:34pm UTC

I don't say "no" to drugs.
I say, "no thank you" because I wasn't raised in a barn like some of you hoodlums.

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Steve
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February 4, 2013 2:44am UTC

Ted Healy: "What is this you're doing?"
Larry Fine: "The elevator dance."
Ted Healy: "Elevator dance?"
Larry Fine: "Yeah, there's no steps to it."

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Night
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January 29, 2013 4:32pm UTC

Witty Profiles
www.wittyprofiles.com
Lose your social life today.
Adchoices

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 1:15pm UTC

We're literally random people around the world sitting on the internet
telling bad jokes to each other. Why is this the most important thing I've got going on?

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 12:25pm UTC

ed sheeran wrote little things when he was 17.
while 18 year olds that i know can't distinguish your from you're.
(i realized how ironic this quote is for me.)

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bye*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 1:01pm UTC

it’s funny because disney channel thinks i need the lyrics on the screen to sing along to high school musical

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 3:37pm UTC

when you step on
your pet's foot
DOG: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU
ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY
BEST FRIEND COME ON
LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
CAT: What the heck? Do you have
any idea what you just did? You
stepped on my fricken foot, you
moron. I will not accept your
apology so easily I'll just
leave you for a while and hide and when
you come near me I'll hiss at you
stupid. Go on a diet fatty maybe
then it won't hurt so goddarn much
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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 8:01pm UTC

my two emotions
caps lock and not caps lock
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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 3:18pm UTC

Do you ever hate someone so much, but you don't even have a valid
reason? You're just like, no.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 4:02pm UTC

i could never cheat in a relationship.
that would require TWO guys finding me attractive. i can barley find one.

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