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queenmarie
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 1:44am UTC

"We
all get addicted to
something thattakes
away the
pain."

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SoRealatable
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 6:23am UTC

SoRealatable #4
Friend:Youre parents are so nice!
Me:Thats because youre here!

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dontlickmyhamster
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 2:18pm UTC

*Watching Harry Potter with my parents*
Mum: Wait is Neville the ginger one?
Me: Not that’s Ron
Dad: Who’s Ron?
Mum: The one who was dancing by himself.
Dad: Oh
Me: That was Neville
Mum & Dad: Who?
Me: The awkward one, who turned out really hot
Mum & Dad: Oh
Dad: What happened to that Snake guy? Is he dead?
Me: What Voldemort?
Dad: No the teacher with the greasy hair.
Me: Oh you mean Snape. Yeah, he’s dead.
Mum: But I thought he was with the cat lady?
Me: What McGonagall? Ew that's nasty
Dad: McGoogles? Who’s that?
Mum: The woman who’s also a cat
Dad: I thought her name was Catnip?
Me: Katniss. And it’s the wrong fandom anyway
Mum: What’s a fandom?
Me: I give up, I’m going to sleep.

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Feuerchen
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 8:54pm UTC

Rapunzel opens her window: A prince climbs in.
Bella opens her window: Edward climbs in.
I open my window: A mosquito flies in.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 11:43am UTC

Edward: *sparkle, sparkle*
Snape: If you're a vampire, then like, why do you sparkle?
Edward:
Snape:
The World:
Dumbledore: Oh my God, Severus, you can't just ask people why they sparkle.

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BlackUmbrella
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 12:17pm UTC

person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person says... hi
PLOT TWIST: That person is confessing their undying love to you; spilling their guts and finally getting the courage to tell you how you feel. Then they think, delete it all and type in that one word.

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.joyriding.*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 5:56pm UTC

Dear Steve,
There's no point in putting an "Invite a Friend"
box. You should know us well enough by now to realise we have no friends. That's why we're on witty.
From, the wittians.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 9:36am UTC

Don't you dare give up on this life.
Not tonight. Not tomorrow. Not ever.

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ridemydino
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 9:11am UTC

Cynthia Rose: I have a confession to make.
Fat Amy: Oh, here it comes...lesbihonest.
Cynthia Rose: This is hard for me to admit to you guys, but for the past two years, I've had a serious gambling problem.
Fat Amy: Wait what?
Cynthia Rose: It all started when I broke up with my girlfriend.
Fat Amy: Whoop, there it is!

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Pinkbrick
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 8:42am UTC

Its Christmas Eve
And We Are Still On Witty...

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Mi_iM
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 8:58am UTC

No matter how
You put your words..
They'll always get twisted by someone =_=

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Jade672
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 9:08am UTC

LOOK AT YOURSELF.
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, INSDIDE AND OUT. YOU MAY NOT SEE IT BUT SOMEONE ELSE DOES.
S o m e o n e e l s e s e e 's y o u r b e a u t y .
Someone else see's you and says to themselves "She's Beautiful."
So keep your head up and don't ever put it down.
Smile at the haters, smile at the fake b*tches, smile at everyone who's ever bullied you or made fun of you.
BECAUSE THEY HATE TO SEE YOU HAPPY .
Y o u d e s e r v e t o b e h a p p y . S o s m i l e , i t l o o k s g o o d o n y o u .

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pluvsmonkeys
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 9:35am UTC

It's sad when a failed relationship causes an amazing friendship to crumble.
It's even sadder when the person doesn't even care.
I thought I meant more to you than this...... guess I was wrong huh?

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KiddJordan
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 6:41am UTC

People will forget what you said;
People will forget what you did;
But people will never forget how
you made them feel.

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takeadeepbreath
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 11:26am UTC

Every girl has five personalities;
1. How she acts at school.
2. How she acts around her friends.
3. How she acts around her family.
4. How she acts when she's with him.
5. How she acts when she's alone.

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