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*Watching Harry Potter with my parents*

Mum: Wait is Neville the ginger one?
Me: Not that’s Ron
Dad: Who’s Ron?
Mum: The one who was dancing by himself.
Dad: Oh
Me: That was Neville
Mum & Dad: Who?
Me: The awkward one, who turned out really hot
Mum & Dad: Oh
Dad: What happened to that Snake guy? Is he dead?
Me: What Voldemort?
Dad: No the teacher with the greasy hair.
Me: Oh you mean Snape. Yeah, he’s dead.
Mum: But I thought he was with the cat lady?
Me: What McGonagall? Ew that's nasty
Dad: McGoogles? Who’s that?
Mum: The woman who’s also a cat
Dad: I thought her name was Catnip?
Me: Katniss. And it’s the wrong fandom anyway
Mum: What’s a fandom?
Me: I give up, I’m going to sleep.
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*Watching Harry Potter with my parents* Mum: Wait is Neville

127 faves · 7 comments · Dec 30, 2012 2:18pm

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wallenbee · 1 decade ago
Hahaha that's how my mother is, she always calls Snape snake. Oh and you know in the 7th part 1 when Ron and Harry get in a fight and Ron leaves then Hermione walks out and ties her scarf around a tree? My mom thought that she turned Ron into a tree and tied the scarf around him so she wouldn't forget which tree he was. Then she got confused on how Ron was able to save Harry from the Horcrux in the lake because she thought he was still a tree.
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dontlickmyhamster · 1 decade ago
Haha, really. I think that's made my day. A tree, wow.
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wallenbee · 1 decade ago
I know hahahah we always make fun of her for it :P
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dontlickmyhamster · 1 decade ago
Aw, haha
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Just Desserts* · 1 decade ago
Oh wow.. They're almost as uneducated in the land of Harry Potter than my parents :O
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dontlickmyhamster · 1 decade ago
Haha, yeah for a Potterhead like me it's quite upsetting
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Just Desserts* · 1 decade ago
*as. Not than D:
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