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dillygirl13
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January 22, 2013 10:34am UTC

Growing up is hard. First you believe in
Santa, then you don't believe in Santa,
then
you are Santa, and then you look like
Santa.

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ZebraLover87
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 7:17pm UTC

I wish my heart would stop
beating..

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TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 7:18pm UTC

Math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems.
I'm tired of solving them for you...

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JustinDPN
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 7:19pm UTC

Her: Uuggghh. My pants hate me...
Me: My pants don't hate you. So get in them.

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LoudButUnheard
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January 19, 2013 7:18pm UTC

"Guys be quiet! I'm calling my mom!"
*Friends in the background start making sexual noises*

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swimswim98
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January 19, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Guy: I love U.
Girl: Aw :) Really?!
Guy: Yep... Its my favorite vowel.
~Twitter

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LoudButUnheard
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 7:14pm UTC

What time is it when you're out of icecream?
Time To Die.

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CancerousLust
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 7:08pm UTC

Then I see your face
I know I'm finally yours
I find everything I thought I lost before
You call my name
I come to you in pieces
So you can make me whole

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polinaagoldberg*
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Store: 'You break it, you buy it'
Me: Hell no. If I break it, I leave it there and slowly fade away.

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LoudButUnheard
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 7:12pm UTC

Why do we call it
truth or dare
when we all know it's really,
"Who do you like"
or
"Awkward sexual task."

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tnutty
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 1:09pm UTC

I THROW MY SPANISH IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING AYYYYOOOOO, NO COMPRENDOOOOOO

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 1:10pm UTC

Somtimes I listen to stranger's conversations and mentally give my opinion

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tnutty
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 1:11pm UTC

MATH
Mental Abuse To Humans

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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tnutty
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 1:06pm UTC

3 most difficult things in the world:
1) You can't count your hair.
2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Now please put your tongue back in.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 1:06pm UTC

That awkard moment when you bite down really hard on your toothbrush because your pet is being adorable

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SweetMinnie
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 1:05pm UTC

I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don't have.

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CaylieMarie13
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 1:07pm UTC

I hate it when new parents say,"Who
do you think the baby looks like?" It
was born 15 minutes ago, It looks
like a potato.

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silverrose101
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 1:07pm UTC

✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯
So there's this guy..
He likes me and I like him...
He understands me, I understand him.
He listens and doesn't judge.
He's emotional and caring.
He was a cutter, I was too.
He's perfect.
But she's his.
✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯

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HometownHero
posted a quote
January 19, 2013 1:07pm UTC

I feel like i'm always the one apologizing, but you're the one who
should be sorry.I have done nothing but love you, and you've done
nothing but hurt me.

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