BeYondLyes

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Hello, Wittians. I'm BeYondLyes!
I decided to delete most of my pics.
I guess that everyone was probably getting sick of having to scroll down so much!! I was, haha.
So here's just one pic that means everything to me:

This is my favorite band, the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (6 years, 5 guitarists, and a drummer ago).
And them now:

They are my world. :)
Anyway, my name is Kenzie.
I'm 13 & I love music.
I play a little guitar and a lot of soccer.
Most of my extra time, though, is spent writing.
I'm literally pages from finishing my second novel. :D

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BeYondLyes
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 7:19am UTC

I feel like I'm the only girl
who is going to be completely
alone this Valentine's Day.
Let us loners unite.
.
WHO'S WITH ME??

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BeYondLyes
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 4:20pm UTC

Say you love me,
you can lie if it is comforting,
and I won't even mind it so bad.
I won't even find it so sad.

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BeYondLyes
posted a quote
December 28, 2011 4:16pm UTC

Every girl
wants that guy to hold her
and to tell her she's beatuiful
and to kiss her in front of his friends
and to hold her hand
and to lend her his jacket
and to never let her fall down,
but if she should, he'll kiss it all better...
But how many of us will ever find him?

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BeYondLyes
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 10:57pm UTC

Random As It Gets
Oh, you shine like a centerfold. SPILLED COFFEE IN THE MORNING. Grab somebody hairy, tell em SHAVE NOW OR DIE! Green is only my favorite color on WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. Hahahaha, Wednesday. *fade out* I WILL NEVER LET YOU FALL-HOLY CRAP DUDE, I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO WEIGH 1,200 LBS! Jordan Witzigrueter, HUFFLEPUFF! Oh yay, we're both at the stoplight. Do you have the time? No, it's only 587d9. Plus I'm 0897895789, so that adds to the camera.

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BeYondLyes
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 10:55pm UTC

Random As It Gets
Don't make me take away your lotion. THROUGH THE DOOR WITH THE WIFI. Huh, I don't remember Toto being Asian. I guess we all learn things when we step in puddles. Because I WALK WITH SHADOWS. Mugging wallpaper isn't orange juice! JUICE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS NECTAR! Snake, snake. I TAKE IT ALL BACK, JUST DON'T DO THIS. How. Long. Have. You. Been. There? BORIS THE SPIDER! Ce-ella-ebrity. I'm under the lights, velcro. SWING LIFE AWAY>>>??? I will not come to your dollhouse.
(Should I start a series? Favorite if yes.)

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BeYondLyes
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 5:31pm UTC

>>IF YOU FAVORITE THIS,
THEN I WILL EXPLODE.<<
(Oh, so all you who favorite this want me to die?!)

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BeYondLyes
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 8:58pm UTC

As I burn another page,as I look the other way,I still try to find my placein the Diary of Jane.

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BeYondLyes
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 7:59pm UTC

Three words:
All
Time
Low
XD

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BeYondLyes
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 7:11pm UTC

I hate it when I say, "It's more complicated than that,"
and people act like they don't believe me.
Seriously, you have no idea, people.
Don't assume that it's all just stupid girl drama.
Of course that's part of it,
but not all of it.
Don't judge until you know the whole story.

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BeYondLyes
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 7:05pm UTC

I SMELL TACOS.
THANK YOU, MAMA.

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BeYondLyes
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 7:02pm UTC

"The library will be closing in 25 minutes."
"Your mom will be closing in 25 minutes!"
o.O
I said that before I thought about it...

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BeYondLyes
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 3:01pm UTC

You say Bieber
I say blink-182
You say Avril Lavigne
I say All Time Low
You say Britney Spears
I say Breaking Benjamin
You say Hot Chelle Ray
I say The Red Hot Chili Peppers
You say Selena Gomez
I say Sleeping With Sirens
You say Rihanna
I say The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

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BeYondLyes
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 2:48pm UTC

You still have all of my,
You still have all of my,
You still have all of my heart.
All of My Heart - Sleeping With Sirens

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BeYondLyes
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 2:41pm UTC

L a y m e d o w n
and tell me everything will be alright.
Let Love Bleed - Sleeping With Sirens

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BeYondLyes
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 2:10pm UTC

I am sort of
[super duper]
scared right now.

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BeYondLyes
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 1:53pm UTC

You know what's weird?
I just listened to
"You Belong With Me"
for the
9479348758959034th
time,
and realized how much I can relate.
♥

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BeYondLyes
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 1:44pm UTC

I don't know whether I should
laugh or cry.
My mom just told me that he told her that he likes me, too.
But it's still never going to happen.

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BeYondLyes
posted a quote
October 2, 2011 9:30pm UTC

Things that every guy should know:
-When referring to your girlfriend, call her a girl. Not a woman or a chic. Girl.
-When you make a mistake, buy her chocolate. Chocolate wins every heart.
-Call her. Don't text her unless calling isn't an option.
-Always call her first. Don't wait for her to call first or she'll think you don't care.
-If she looks into your eyes, she wants something to happen.
-She wants to be hugged around the waist. Don't reach higher or lower. Waist.
-If you're behind her, hug her. Girls love being hugged from behind.
-Give her a nickname. And go for cheesy cute ones, like "Bunny" or "Cupcake"
-Never call her sexy, unless she calls you it first.
-She's not pretty; she's beautiful. She's not hot; she's cute. She's not sexy; she's adorable.
-Pick out your song... It will melt her heart.
-Give her gifts, but don't overdo it, or she'll feel guilty.
-If she says something that makes you angry, tell her. Don't be mean but let her know.
-Never insult her, even when kidding around.
-Be playful. Steal her stuff and hold it where she can't reach it.
-If she gives you a choice, don't say that you don't care. Be honest and pick the one you want.
-Don't be pushy.
-Let her have space when she needs it.
-Cuddle up to her.
-Whisper in her ear.
-If you say, "I love you," mean it.

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BeYondLyes
posted a quote
October 2, 2011 8:55pm UTC

Do you know what "Eau de Toilette" means in French?
It means, "toilet water."
Makes you think twice about buying it now, right?

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BeYondLyes
posted a quote
October 2, 2011 8:46pm UTC

I can't decide
if you mean it when you say that.

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