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Oh, you shine like a centerfold. SPILLED COFFEE IN THE MORNING. Grab somebody hairy, tell em SHAVE NOW OR DIE! Green is only my favorite color on WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. WEDNESDAY. Hahahaha, Wednesday. *fade out* I WILL NEVER LET YOU FALL-HOLY CRAP DUDE, I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO WEIGH 1,200 LBS! Jordan Witzigrueter, HUFFLEPUFF! Oh yay, we're both at the stoplight. Do you have the time? No, it's only 587d9. Plus I'm 0897895789, so that adds to the camera.

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Random As It Gets Oh, you shine like a centerfold. SPILLED COFFEE

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