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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    DID YOU KNOW?
    That if you put your ear up against a strangers leg,
    you can hear them say:
    WTF are you doing?!
    format by jimmy365

  2. mrsbieberr06 mrsbieberr06
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    If you want breakfast in bed.
    __________________
    Sleep in the kitchen.
    nmf/nmq

  3. ifrolicktheoasis ifrolicktheoasis
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    sleeping with sirens! <3

  4. xxnevershoutnever xxnevershoutnever
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    I'll be your crying shoulder.
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥♥

  5. kmarie3 kmarie3
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    i'd like to call this little number "striped sweater"
    the best tim eto wear a striped sweater
    is all the time
    one with a collar
    turtleneck
    that's the kind
    'cause when you're wearing
    the one...special... swaeter....
    oh spongebob<3

  6. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 8:02pm UTC
    I've Matured
    a l o t i n t h e p a s t y e a r
    I should be proud of that, but it hurts to look back at
    the painful experiences that caused me to do so

  7. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    it was real, wasn't it?
    you and me. such a long time
    ago, we were just a couple of kids.
    but we really loved each other, didn't we?

  8. ReasonsToSmile ReasonsToSmile
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    Reasons To Smile #197
    Getting VIP passes to your favorite band's concert.
    submit your reason to smile by commenting on my profile :)
    credit to: beyondlyes

  9. AdamLambertFreak AdamLambertFreak
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 11:49am UTC
    & I don't believe what's going to "happen" in
    2012 .
    Yet, I'm still paranoid about it.

  10. AdamLambertFreak AdamLambertFreak
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    My cousin told me I am a Goofy Goober
    I Feel
    HONORED♥

  11. BeautifulBabyBozza BeautifulBabyBozza happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    That feeling when you just want to scream, breakdown, and cry


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. smf233 smf233
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    Dear Fork,
    I know I haven't talked to much since I ran away with the dish but, I have something to tell you. You have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair.
    Love always,
    Spoon

  14. caitocutie caitocutie
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    ------------------------
    Today is my 14th birthday!
    Can I get 14 faves for 14 amazing years of
    my life? :)
    ----------------------
    nmf

  15. xobrebabesox xobrebabesox
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    RaeIsAwesome
    i miss being a kid.
    i miss birthday parties in class with cupcakes & spelling tests with the extra credit word being "happiness". I miss being able to run around playing freeze tag all day without getting tired then putting my head on the pillow at night & knocking right out with no worries or cares. i miss eating however much i want without a thought, and curling up on the couch with a good book and not getting up till it was done. i miss running home to watch power rangers & the fresh prince & waking up on Saturday morning for cartoons. i miss not being stressed, when everything was pure & simple, but what i miss the most of all, was the time that seemed to never run out..

    nmq.nmf

  16. chitchat17 chitchat17
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    What did Native Americans do
    when they had their periods?

  17. AdamLambertFreak AdamLambertFreak
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    "I love your dog, he's so soft!"
    "It's a girl..."
    "Of course it is.."

  18. weecullen weecullen
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
    click confession: #32
    does anyone know what trolling is anymore?
    OR A MEME?
    nmf
    ♡♡♡♡♡♡ ♡♡


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. SamanthaNicolePerry SamanthaNicolePerry
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    Sleeping With Sirens♥

:)

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