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Don't make me take away your lotion. THROUGH THE DOOR WITH THE WIFI. Huh, I don't remember Toto being Asian. I guess we all learn things when we step in puddles. Because I WALK WITH SHADOWS. Mugging wallpaper isn't orange juice! JUICE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS NECTAR! Snake, snake. I TAKE IT ALL BACK, JUST DON'T DO THIS. How. Long. Have. You. Been. There? BORIS THE SPIDER! Ce-ella-ebrity. I'm under the lights, velcro. SWING LIFE AWAY>>>??? I will not come to your dollhouse.

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Random As It Gets Don't make me take away your lotion. THROUGH

3 faves · Oct 13, 2011 10:55pm

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