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  1. BeYondLyes BeYondLyes
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    >>That awkward moment when
    you see someone's pet and it's amazing,
    but you don't want to say anything
    because you don't know if it's a male or female.<<
    mq/mf

  2. BeYondLyes BeYondLyes
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 7:48pm UTC
    I really don't understand
    how some people
    just let their true love go.
    mq/mf

  3. BeYondLyes BeYondLyes
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    Grab somebody sexy
    tell 'em hey!
    Grab somebody's wallet
    steal their change!
    Grab somebody smelly
    tell 'em bathe!
    Grab somebody hairy
    tell 'em shave!
    mq/mf

  4. BeYondLyes BeYondLyes
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    I got the
    MOOOOOOOOOOVES
    like Jagger.
    You're jealous ;)

  5. BeYondLyes BeYondLyes
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    Did someone
    wake Billie Joe up?

  6. BeYondLyes BeYondLyes
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 12:44am UTC
    *Rubbing my eyes
    then realizing how much eyeliner I was actually wearing!*

  7. BeYondLyes BeYondLyes
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 12:30am UTC
    You failed to ensure your place with me.
    There's no room left for me to breathe,
    Every waking hour is just a new reminder
    of the time we spent together...
    >>Don't say you love me.<<
    Disconnected - Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

  8. BeYondLyes BeYondLyes
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 12:13am UTC
    I think I'm gonna puke,
    but I dun wanna!

  9. BeYondLyes BeYondLyes
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    I just had a
    CHARLEY HORSE
    in my toe.

  10. BeYondLyes BeYondLyes
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 5:38pm UTC
    Money can't buy love.
    B u t i t c a n b u y f o o d, w h i c h i s g o o d e n o u g h.

  11. BeYondLyes BeYondLyes
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    To give you an idea of how bad my week was,
    I spent 2 bucks on 2 chocolate bars
    and wolfed them down.
    And I really don't like chocolate except
    that certain time every month.

  12. BeYondLyes BeYondLyes
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    I was so confused that
    I looked at a calendar
    and thought,
    "WHY DOES IT SAY WTF?!"
    (Wednesday, Thursday, Friday)

  13. BeYondLyes BeYondLyes
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    Comment
    if you know who
    Ronnie Winter is ;)

  14. BeYondLyes BeYondLyes
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    Anyone else done Rachel's Challenge?
    Start a chain reaction of kindness.
    Or of mooing in the cafeteria at lunch.

  15. BeYondLyes BeYondLyes
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    Be honest no matter what.
    Q: Who was your last text from?
    A: Liv
    Q: Where was your default pic taken?
    A: Madi's backyard
    Q: How old are you?
    A: 13
    Q: Have you ever lost a close friend?
    A: Not really, but kind of.
    Q: What is your current mood?
    A: depressed
    Q: What's your brothers name?
    A: Ev
    Q: Where do you wish you were right now?
    A: In my bed.
    Q: Have a crazy side?
    A: Not now, but usually I dont have a depressed side.
    Q: Ever had a near death experience?
    A: No
    Q: Something you do a lot?
    A: Laugh!
    Q: Angry at anyone?
    A: Only one person.
    Q: What's stopping you from going for the person you like love?
    A: He hates my guts. And he just admitted his love for Liv.
    Q: When was the last time you cried?
    A: 2 minutes ago.
    Q: Is there anyone you would do anything for?
    A: Yep.
    Q: What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
    A: Usually him. IDK anymore.
    Q: Do you still have pictures of an ex?
    A: Never did.
    Q: What was the last thing in your mouth?
    A: Corn.
    Q: Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
    A: Dad
    Q: What is your favorite song?
    A: Can't choose. Maybe Disconnected - Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
    Q: What are you doing right now?
    A: Trying to forget.
    Q: Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
    A: Soccer.
    Q: Do you enjoy drama?
    A: I hate it.
    Q: Describe your life in three words?
    A: Going to end.
    Q: Who are you thinking of right now?
    A: Him. But trying not to.
    Q: What should you be doing right now?
    A: Studying. Sleeping. Cleaning.
    Q: What are you listening to?
    A: Stay Awake - All Time Low
    Q: Does it annoy you when PEOPlEzz TAlk likE THiS?
    A: Yes.
    Q: Who was the last person who yelled at you?
    A: My dad.
    Q: Where were you last Saturday night?
    A: Hm... Oh! At home with Liv and... Him.
    Q: Are you happy with life right now?
    A: Not at all.
    Q: Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now?
    A: One person.
    Q: What religion are you?
    A: Undecided.

  16. BeYondLyes BeYondLyes
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    Be honest no matter what.
    Q: Who was your last text from?
    A: Liv
    Q: Where was your default pic taken?
    A: Madi's backyard
    Q: How old are you?
    A: 13
    Q: Have you ever lost a close friend?
    A: Not really, but kind of.
    Q: What is your current mood?
    A: depressed
    Q: What's your brothers name?
    A: Ev
    Q: Where do you wish you were right now?
    A: In my bed.
    Q: Have a crazy side?
    A: Not now, but usually I dont have a depressed side.
    Q: Ever had a near death experience?
    A: No
    Q: Something you do a lot?
    A: Laugh!
    Q: Angry at anyone?
    A: Only one person.
    Q: What's stopping you from going for the person you like love?
    A: He hates my guts. And he just admitted his love for Liv.
    Q: When was the last time you cried?
    A: 2 minutes ago.
    Q: Is there anyone you would do anything for?
    A: Yep.
    Q: What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
    A: Usually him. IDK anymore.
    Q: Do you still have pictures of an ex?
    A: Never did.
    Q: What was the last thing in your mouth?
    A: Corn.
    Q: Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
    A: Dad
    Q: What is your favorite song?
    A: Can't choose. Maybe Disconnected - Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
    Q: What are you doing right now?
    A: Trying to forget.
    Q: Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
    A: Soccer.
    Q: Do you enjoy drama?
    A: I hate it.
    Q: Describe your life in three words?
    A: Going to end.
    Q: Who are you thinking of right now?
    A: Him. But trying not to.
    Q: What should you be doing right now?
    A: Studying. Sleeping. Cleaning.
    Q: What are you listening to?
    A: Stay Awake - All Time Low
    Q: Does it annoy you when PEOPlEzz TAlk likE THiS?
    A: Yes.
    Q: Who was the last person who yelled at you?
    A: My dad.
    Q: Where were you last Saturday night?
    A: Hm... Oh! At home with Liv and... Him.
    Q: Are you happy with life right now?
    A: Not at all.
    Q: Is there anybody you're really disappointed in right now?
    A: One person.
    Q: What religion are you?
    A: Undecided.

  17. BeYondLyes BeYondLyes
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    When the guy you love
    loves your best friend.
    The only good thing
    is that she won't date him
    because she cares too much about me. :)

  18. BeYondLyes BeYondLyes
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    When the guy you love
    loves your best friend.
    The only good thing
    is that she won't date him
    because she cares too much about me. :)

  19. BeYondLyes BeYondLyes
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    Everything I know is a
    LIE.

  20. BeYondLyes BeYondLyes
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    I hate Tuesdays.
    First, I have a huge bruise on the inside of one knee.
    A slightly smaller bruise on the inside of the other.
    Another huge bruise on my right arm,
    along with one smaller one.
    So that kinda made my day bad.
    Then, after a long, painful day,
    on the bus ride...
    This guy that everyone
    (and I mean everyone)
    hates ended up figuring out who I liked,
    who is this guy that rides my bus...
    And lives in my basement.
    It's a long story,
    but basically his dad is a long-time family friend
    and they aren't allowed near their house,
    so they're living with us.
    We rode home,
    and the whole ride we fought.
    When we got to my stop,
    my mom picked us up and drove us to Dollar General.
    Meanwhile,
    he scratched my legs up with his Sin City freak nails.
    He kept bullying me.
    By the time I got home,
    I was in tears.
    He was so, so mean.
    Then my friend's mom the cosmetic came over
    and cut my hair.
    A bit too short.
    Grr.
    That kind of upset me,
    especially since I had a bad day already.
    Then everyone started teasing me about it.
    Yeah, I cried.
    Call me a baby.
    But after that,
    his dad was putting pictures that he had taken with
    the dude's iPod on FB,
    and apparently found a bad pic on there,
    because he goes,
    "ARE YOU A VIRGIN!?!?!"
    So now I'm doubting everything.
    I hate Tuesdays.

:)

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