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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
    1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
    2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
    3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
    4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
    5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
    6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
    7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
    8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
    9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
    10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
    11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
    12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
    13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
    14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
    15) He spit on his fans
    I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.

  2.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    High School Tips For Freshman:
    1. Don't be nervous
    2. Go to orientation
    3. Be yourself and accept change
    4. Don't get in a relationship with senior boys (they'll use you)
    5. Listen to the song (Fifteen by Taylor Swift)
    6.Don't act like your the sh_t leave all that crap in middle school
    7.Join Clubs
    8. Don't procrastinate
    9. Every other grade above you hates you for no reason at all
    10. Have Fun In Highschool! But not really.
    Paperlung's format

  3. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
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    July 14, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    Imma take your grandpa's soul.
    Imma take your grandpa's soul.
    No foreal. Ask your grandad.
    Can we do a ritual?

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    You r.aped her because her clothes provoked you?
    I should beat you because your stupidity provokes me.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    maybe your d.ick is so small because
    you took 3/4 of it and shoved it into your personality.

  6. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    steve is following me
    i don't know what to do with my limbs

  7. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    I really wish I knew sign language,
    it'd be pretty handy.

  8. yourcool yourcool
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    July 12, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    the best thing that ever happened to me
    in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody just went with it and raised their hands for him like he was the teacher and that was the class.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    love letters and suicide notes are just different combinations of the same 26 letters

  10. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 12:30am UTC
    When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body.
    When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face.
    When a guy calls you beautiful he’s looking at your heart.
    All three guys still wanna f.ck you though.

  11. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 11:04am UTC
    omegle Talk to strangers!
    You: hey
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: what are you wearing
    You: clothes
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: do it sexy
    You: *whispers in sexy voice* clothes.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  12. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    THEM: : "But you're smiling!"
    THEM: : "But you aren't skinny enough to have an eating disorder!"
    THEM: : "But I can't see any scars! Your wrists are clear!"
    THEM: : "You are just shy!"
    THEM: : "You just have an overactive imagination"
    THEM: : "But you don't have any real sexual experience! You can't tell!"
    THEM: : "It's all in your head!"
    THEM: : "You choose to be this way!"
    THEM: : "That's not real!'
    STOP. STOP IT NOW.

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    At 5 years old you're a prodigy
    At 15 years old you're a genius
    At 20 you're just another person on the street

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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    July 12, 2013 5:04am UTC
    i hate the internet because one minute i'm logging onto my computer and all of a sudden three hours have passed and i'm googling "useful german phrases"

  15. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    When kids are walkin' round the hallway, plagued by pain in their heart.
    A world so hateful. Some would rather die than be who they are - Macklemore

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 11:55am UTC
    You know what's dumb? The concept of treating adolescents like children
    throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then, around age 17, doing a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next few years what they want to do for the rest of their lives.

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    when girls call their boyfriends "daddy"
    it makes me want to projectile vomit on their existence

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    when you think the gif is frozen and
    you stare at it for like five minutes and you're like oh that's just a picture

  19. ImtheOnee ImtheOnee
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as sh*t so haha the jokes on them

  20. CasiCorona CasiCorona
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 10:16am UTC
    If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'

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