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its_me_shel
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April 22, 2013 12:35am UTC

we life in a world where losing your phone is more
dramatic than losing your virginity
-megan fox

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its_me_shel
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April 22, 2013 12:37am UTC

I ♥ you this much -> ∞

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baby_doll_sane
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April 21, 2013 1:26pm UTC

People don't get it. He didn't even have a fu ckin' map; what kind of idiot? THAT was the point. There's no blank spots on the map anymore, anywhere on earth. If you want a blank spot on the map, you gotta leave the map behind

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BravoSierra
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April 21, 2013 1:26pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
If someone you don't like sexts you,
is that molexting?

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CanIBeThePeanutButterToYourJelly
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 1:31pm UTC

Is this the begging of the apocalypse?

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Cupcakifier
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April 21, 2013 1:40pm UTC

How I would break up with someone:
Me: I put the ex in s.xy.
Me: Ring, ring. You're single.
Me: It's not you, it's your mother.
Me: *gets sock* Dobby is a FREE ELF!
Me: Quick - what's that? *disappears*
Me: Na na na na, na na na na, hey, hey, hey, goodbye. . .
Me: If you were food you would be the green stuff.
Me: Someone told me you didn't like bacon.
Me: Cry if you need to, but I can't stay to watch you. That's the wrong thing to do.
Me: Now make like Selena and Go. . . mez . . .
Me: Being with you is killing my brain cells.
Me: *fakes death*
Me: Gotham City needs a hero . . .
Me: Let's have lots and lots of babies and live together forever and ever and ever and . . .*creepy smile*
Me: See you in Chemistry!
Me: You are no longer the jelly to my peanut butter.
Him: . . .

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 1:53pm UTC

When you think you've finally taken
A decent picture,but as you continue to stare at it,it gets uglier

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RoseNightshade1799
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 2:01pm UTC

My Brain: Look at the facts. He's over-confident, arrogant, mean to everyone, has no interest in you, a troublemaker, a total a**hole, a tryhard, has no tolerance for Harry Potter or Percy Jackson or anything "not based on solid fact," a bandwagon, a son of a b*tch, totally the opposite of you....
My Hormones: Yeah, but he's really hot.
My Brain:
My Hormones:
My Brain:
My Hormones:
My Brain: Gaahh, you win.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 2:08pm UTC

Why I'm single:
I can't date food.
I can't date the internet.
I can't date myself.
I can't date my witty.

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kristabff
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April 21, 2013 2:14pm UTC

A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE

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Camrynjp99
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 2:17pm UTC

Crush Tips #1
Let your new crush know that you're sincere and genuine.
Example} I sincerely want you to genuinely worship me. (^-^)

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Camrynjp99
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 2:20pm UTC

Crush Tips #2
Show that cutey-patootey your smart and sensitive side.
Example} Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Your butt's funny looking,
but I think you'll do.

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MissMisty1996
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 2:20pm UTC

I didn't fall, I just forgot to gravity

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captainsassy
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 2:26pm UTC

Why is homework legal I mean it’s literally putting hours of work upon
already unstable teenagers after they were already forced to sit and deal with the same crap for 7 hours and it deprives us of sleep and we don’t even get paid so it’s basically slavery and slavery is illegal

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gizmo4398
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April 21, 2013 2:25pm UTC

So, according to the quote creator, I haven't been on witty in 101 days. I don't understand how I managed that without dying of withdrawal.

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xLoveGabriellax
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 2:34pm UTC

Me: Exercise
Me: Exercis
Me: Exerci
Me: Exerc
Me: Exer
Me: Exe
Me: Ex
Me: Extra fries

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Hale_Storm18
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April 21, 2013 3:22pm UTC

Sometimes I'm really excited about things and I want to tell everyone,
but then I remember nobody cares and I just sit there like, "To tell or not to tell."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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WeirdKid.*
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April 21, 2013 3:34pm UTC

Isn't it odd how people kill flies just because they are annoying?
If people killed people for being annoying I would've died years ago.

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