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October 14, 2012 1:05pm UTC

at the park
me- can i have that apple
sister-no
me- can i have that apple
sister- no
sister- can i have your apple
me- get your own
sister-no now give me your apple
me-i get yours you get mine

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Lydser
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October 14, 2012 12:17pm UTC

Today's my 10000000000000th Birthday, can I get that many faves? Please...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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completeinhim
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July 29, 2012 9:42pm UTC

your prince is coming.
he's just stuck in a little traffic..,
HE MISSED HIS FLIGHT.
he stopped for a bite to eat.
[ don't worry. he got your favorite to go ]
he got pullled over for speeding
BECAUSE HE COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU.
he had a shift at the animal shelter.
HE RAN OUT OF GAS.
whatever it is he's doing,
HE'D RATHER BE WITH YOU.
he says he's sorry to keep you waiting,
HE'LL BE THERE
as soon as he can.

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xashleyx01
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July 29, 2012 9:20pm UTC

*Checking out at the store*
Cashier: "Are you buying all these?" Me: "Oh no,
I'm stealing them. I just wanted to show you first."

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BlackButterflies
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July 30, 2012 4:38am UTC

do you ever get up from your computer
and stroll casually around your house
only to sit back down in front of your computer again?

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ImOnlyATeen
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July 29, 2012 9:09pm UTC

me when i go out: i should have stayed.
me when i stay home: i should have gone out.
me im around people: i want to be alone
me when i'm alone: i want to be around people.
me when i'm mean: i need to be nicer.
me when i'm nice: i need to be meaner.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 9:30pm UTC

I tend to say "I dont know"
When I'm just too lazy to think.

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InvaderZ
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July 29, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Me: *walks into the living room and sits on the couch*
Older Brother: *Looks at me* Yes?
Me: Oh don't mind me *quickly snatches remote from his lap*
Older Brother: AYE! *Leans over and grabs it from my hand*
Me: You've been watching t.v. all day and it MY turn!
Older Brother: Go do something else like...doodle or something
Me: No. *Grabs it back and changes channel*
Older Brother: Stop it! *Pushes me against the couch,lays on me,and grabs the remote*
Me: *dark voice* Get.Off.
Older Brother: No.
Me: *Bites his shoulder*
Older brother: OW!
Me: HA! *grabs remote and accidentally flings it across the room*
Older Brother: *stares at me* YOU IDIOT! WHAT IF YOU BROKE IT?!
Me: WELL IT WOULD'NT HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU WOULD OF JUST GIVEN ME THE REMOTE!
Older Brother: YOU NEVER WATCH T.V. WHY NOW?!
*Dad walks in* Dad: WHAT IS GOING ON BETWEEN YOU TWO?!
Me: HE WON'T GIVE ME THE REMOTE AND HE'S BEEN WATCHING THE T.V. ALL DAY!
Older Brother: WELL SHE NEVER EVEN WATCHES T.V.!
Me: WELL! -
Dad: ENOUGH ALREADY! NEITHER OF YOU GET THE T.V.! It's time for the news. *grabs remote and flips to the news channel*
Me: *Looks at brother* Wanna go get a smoothie?
Older Brother: Drinks on me.
Both of us: *Walk out*

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24601*
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July 25, 2012 12:38pm UTC

Taylor When someone asks what's wrong and it gets kinda awk because it's them that made you mad.

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dukey95
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July 30, 2012 1:16pm UTC

Plot Twist: You wake up and you're a man.

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