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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    She’s falling for you
    and you probably don’t even know it.
    Just look at her.
    She’s so shy around you,but when
    she’s around her friends she’s all wild and crazy.
    Have you notice whenever she’s around you
    she smiles a a lot?
    She likes you a lot, don’t try to lead her on.

  2. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    My math teacher staples Burger King applications on failed tests.

  3. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    THE ALARM CLOCK STARTED BUZZING,
    &in bright letters it read five thirty.
    If she wanted to be pretty, she had to get up early.
    She pulled on her tightest jeans, a brand new low cut shirt,
    &a gorgeous, shiny necklace, that cost her everything she'd earned.
    She turned her straightener to high, burning each strand into place.
    Then she pushed back her headband, made of satin, strung with lace.
    She then caked on her makeup, until she didn't recognize the mirror.
    Hiding every flaw she had, all the imperfections, all the tears.
    &She walked into school that morning, filling the halls with a scent of roses.
    Thinking 'all of this, for the boy,
    who will probably never notice.
    my quote/nmf.

  4. clownfaced clownfaced
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 11:34am UTC
    i wish i spoke
    idiot
    so i can tell you off in your own
    language.

  5. Jessica258 Jessica258
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    Mom : Why is your room so messy?
    Me : If someone comes in and tries to kill me , they'll trip over something and probably die.

  6. ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 12:15pm UTC
    When I was little I'd always tag along and go wherever my big brother went. One day we went to the library and he told me he needed a book on sign language when I asked why he said it was because there was a new girl at his school who was deaf and he wanted to talk to her.
    Today, they're getting married, I can't wait to watch him sign
    "I do."

  7. marybball03 marybball03
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 10:28am UTC
    Admit it,
    When you first made a witty, you didn't know what nmf/nmq meant.

  8. Soup2434 Soup2434
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    Doing that awkward fake laugh,
    when you don't understand what someone said to you ♠_♦

  9. Andrew_Was_Here Andrew_Was_Here
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    How many others have to die until people
    finally notice that bullying is wrong?

  10. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    Lol So True: #197
    I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas.
    lolsotrue.com

  11. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    The story of how I met my boyfriend.
    We were 6. We used to go to Catechism together at church. One day during a Christmas party we were putting paint in bulbs and making our own Christmas OrnamentsHe spilled blue paint all over me I hate him. Later that year we moved away Over the summer, I went to a picnic and I volunteered I was doing finger painting with kids A few minutes later I felt someone spill paint all over me I looked up and saw my boyfriend standing there ...... Finding your true love isn't always romance, it can be an accident too.

  12. kairTheBoy kairTheBoy
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 11:28am UTC
    A jealous woman
    does more research
    then CSI

  13. sassygal1099 sassygal1099
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 11:53am UTC
    "what comes after the letter P?"
    Normal people: "Q"
    Me: "Wait, A, B, C, D, E, G ..."

  14. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 12:31pm UTC
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    /\ /\ / \
    /\ / \ /\ / \ /\ / \
    / \ /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \______________________________________________________
    \ / \/ \ / \ /\ / \/ \ /
    \/ \/ \ / \/ \/
    \/
    If your life doesn't have both ups and downs,
    your dead.

  15. xoangiexo xoangiexo
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    And I still don't know,
    how I manage to lose so many hair elastics, bonny pins, baretts, and ESPECIALLY all my chapsticks.

  16. AlyssaBreanne* AlyssaBreanne*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 10:14am UTC
    "Why'd you let him go?"
    "Because he didn't want to stay."
    "Well why didn't you chase after him?"
    "Because he didn't want me to."
    "But you have to fight for what you love."
    "Not if what you love doesn't love you back."

  17. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    Someone asked me if I believe in second chances.
    I guess, I don't know. It depends what you did to screw up the first chance.

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Stop sending hate.
    You know who you are,
    you sit behind a computer trying to make
    someone else’s life seem worthless.
    You go on and tell them they’re
    fat, ugly, and worthless.
    You tell them to die.
    Its fu/cking pointless.
    You saying that, isn’t making you worth
    any more than the person
    you’re trying to bring down.
    Just stop.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. JustBeMyself JustBeMyself
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 10:06am UTC
    He's finally mine ♥
    On October 21, 2012, we were just texting each other like normal.
    When suddenly, he sent that text that usually scares people a little.
    "Hey, uh, can I ask you something?"
    My heart dropped for a second but I replied with a yes. There was no word from him for a while. I was getting really nervous because I had no idea what he had wanted. Then I finally got a text.
    "Will you go out with me?"
    I was in shock. I felt as though my heart fell, leapt, and throbbed in my throat all at once. Then I just burst into tears because I was just so happy. So many tears, so much pain and torture of thinking we would never be together, and I finally have him. And I replied with a yes.
    The next day at school, I was waiting for him as usual by a door used in emergencies (not really) to get to our next class. I heard him coming up the stairs and then I heard him mutter something like, "Okay, time to do this right." He came into view and said,
    "I know I asked you this already yesterday, but I felt so weak that it was in a text. So Gisselle... Will you go out with me?"
    Of course, Xavier.
    nmf

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