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  1. inspiredbeauty inspiredbeauty
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 12:48am UTC
    crash-ingwaves.tumblr.com
    Fave this quote, follow me, comment your url, and I'll follow you back.

  2. LiveLifeLong LiveLifeLong
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    A guy and a girl can be just friends,
    But at point or another,
    They will fall for
    Each other ♥
    Maybe at the wrong time,
    Maybe temporarily,
    Maybe too late,
    But maybe forever ♥

  3. dinosaur88 dinosaur88
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    a girls diet♥
    always begins tomorrow
    nmq nmf

  4. AnqieBaabaah AnqieBaabaah
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Mom: Why are you so obsessed with music ? its like you cant go a day without it !
    Me: its a way to express myself it get my mind off of life for a while
    Mom: well thats stupid
    Me:
    Mom
    Me:
    Mom:
    (In my head) what i wanted to say: music has saved my life so many times & you never noticed, all those times i was crying and cutting and wanting to die and you actually call my stupid for relying on music because its the only thing i have ever had ? that has never left me that has never betray me that has never broke my heart or made me cry but actually helped me get through things helped me stay together insted of falling apart ? you have the nerve to call me stupid for it ? oh im sorry i didnt realize i was being stupid for being obessed on the ONLY THING THAT HAS BEEN THERE FOR ME
    What i actually said: okay

  5. iLuvCupcakesBro iLuvCupcakesBro
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Fav if you agree that..
    There should be a witty app

  6. AlexisCoral AlexisCoral
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Google
    You use it every day..
    But I bet you cant remember the order of the colours.

  7. kravutskea kravutskea
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    today is my 15th
    birthday

  8. Wallacebabe123 Wallacebabe123
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Like if you are a teenager
    comment your age if your older or younger
    lets find out if we have more
    older people or yonger people on witty;)

  9. KateKat KateKat
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Hey Mom, What does it feel like to have an awesome daughter?
    I don't know, ask grandma.

  10. Snooshi Snooshi
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    Fave if you think
    there should be witty chat

  11. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    ☣ ☣ ☣ ☣ ☣
    When you’re thinking about really Inappropriatethings and suddenly you start to believe that people in the room can read your Mind
    format by neversaynever16 follow for a follow :)

  13. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    mom walks into room
    pull up google and stare at it
    nmf

  14. emily1534 emily1534
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO
    used Gwen Stafani's song
    to learn how to spell "banana?"

  15. wittygiraffelover wittygiraffelover
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    me at first: "omg, 'someone' is posting a lot of quotes today" ..wait a minute..

  16. nms1995 nms1995
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Today, a girl at my school had a seizure , then peed herself and passed out in front of her entire lunch period , people were standing there laughing saying "thats embarrassing"
    SOCIETY SUCKS.
    fav if you think this is wrong

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    I hate it when I paint my own nails, and my left hand is flawless, but my right hand looks like a blind anteater painted it.

  18. live_it_up_dont_regret live_it_up_dont_regret
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    Lets see how many people are on witty?
    if you see this fave it !

  19. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    The awkward moment when a guy have longer eyelashes than you...

  20. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 10:04pm UTC
    Offering someone food and secretly hoping they don't want it.

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