I need a new profile. Help?
Sorry, my old profile doesn't work well with beta.
I'm Yessenia, but you can just call me Mrs. HoranStylesPayneMalikTomlinson. ♥
Things I love include but are not limited to:
Coffee, the internet, skinny jeans, yoga pants, double stuffed oreos, converse, noodles, ice cream, Tumblr, Pretty Little Liars, Pinterest, Emojis, *I shall continue this later*
senirita posted a quote
August 21, 2012 5:27pm UTC
me when i'm on my period: ugh i hate everyone me when i'm not on my period: ugh i hate everyone
WITTY SURVEY: Cross Off the Things You Have Done Graduated high school Kissed Someone Smoked a cigarette Got so drunk you passed out Rode in a police car for something you didn't do Rode every ride at an amusement park Collected something really stupid Gone to a rock concert Help someone Gone fishing Watched four movies in one night Gone long periods of time without sleep Lied to someone Snorted cocaine Failed a class Dealt drugs Been in a car accident Been in a tornado Done hard drugs Watched someone die Been at a funeral Burned yourself (on accident) Ran a marathon Cried yourself to sleep Spent over $200 in one day Flown on a plane Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane Cheated on someone Been cheated on Written a 10 page letter Gone skiing Been sailing Cut yourself on accident Had a best friend Lost someone you loved Shoplifted something Been to jail Dangerously close to being in jail Skipped school Skipped class Had detention Got in trouble for something you didn't do Stolen books from the library Gone to a different country Dropped out of school Been in a mental hospital Been treated in a mental hospital Watched the “Harry Potter” movies Had an online diary Fired a gun Had a yard sale Had a lemonade stand Actually made money at the lemonade stand Been in a school play Been fired from a job Taken a lie detector test Swam with dolphins Gone to sea world Voted for someone on a reality TV show Written poetry Read more than 20 books a year Written over a 30 page essay Gone to Europe Loved someone you shouldn't have Befriended someone you shouldn't have Used a coloring book over age 12 Had surgery Had stitches Taken a taxi Seen the Washington Monument Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once Overdosed Had a drug or alcohol problem Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem Been in a fist fight Gone surfing in California Had a hamster Pet a wild animal Used a credit card Did “spirit day” at school Dyed your hair Got a tattoo Had something pierced Got straight As Been on the honor roll Known someone with HIV or AIDS I had a really hard time with this .__.
▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌ So today I was drawing with sidewalk chalk, and of course, I was drawing One Direction related things, so I was in the process of writing "Stole my ♥" and it was gonna look cool, but then it looked like I wrote 'std' in stead of 'stol" before I added the 'e'. So yeah. Pretty tragic. Kbye. ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
My feet need to be smaller. My knees need to be lighter. My thighs need to be stronger. My butt needs to be rounder. My stomach needs to be flatter. My back needs to be straighter. My boobs need to be bigger. My face needs to be prettier. My hair needs to be longer. I need to be as good as her.