senirita

Status: I've tried playing it cool, but when I'm looking at you I can't ever be brave, 'cause you make my heart race. ♥

Member Since: 4 Nov 2011 11:42pm

Last Seen: 25 Oct 2012 02:24pm

Birthday: June 8

Location: Nandos, Narnia

Gender: F

user id: 234315

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I need a new profile. Help?
Sorry, my old profile doesn't work well with beta.
I'm Yessenia, but you can just call me Mrs. HoranStylesPayneMalikTomlinson. ♥
I'm sixteen.
Things I love include but are not limited to:
Coffee, the internet, skinny jeans, yoga pants, double stuffed oreos, converse, noodles, ice cream, Tumblr, Pretty Little Liars, Pinterest, Emojis,
*I shall continue this later*

senirita
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 5:27pm UTC

me when i'm on my period: ugh i hate everyone
me when i'm not on my period: ugh i hate everyone

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senirita
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 7:20pm UTC

I'm truly sick and tired of all this fighing.
Witty is supposed to be a place where we
can get away from all the drama, not start it.

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senirita
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 7:14pm UTC

Reasons why I'm moving to the U.K.
•ONE DIRECTION
•Adele
•Olly Murs
•Ed Sheeran
•Nandos
•Free Healthcare
•Lower drinking age
•Accents
•Sugarscape

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senirita
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 7:02pm UTC

That awkard moment when I don't even have any witty friends.
.______.

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senirita
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 6:50pm UTC

WITTY SURVEY:
Cross Off the Things You Have Done
Graduated high school
Kissed Someone
Smoked a cigarette
Got so drunk you passed out
Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
Rode every ride at an amusement park
Collected something really stupid
Gone to a rock concert
Help someone
Gone fishing
Watched four movies in one night
Gone long periods of time without sleep
Lied to someone
Snorted cocaine
Failed a class
Dealt drugs
Been in a car accident
Been in a tornado
Done hard drugs
Watched someone die
Been at a funeral
Burned yourself (on accident)
Ran a marathon
Cried yourself to sleep
Spent over $200 in one day
Flown on a plane
Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
Cheated on someone
Been cheated on
Written a 10 page letter
Gone skiing
Been sailing
Cut yourself on accident
Had a best friend
Lost someone you loved
Shoplifted something
Been to jail
Dangerously close to being in jail
Skipped school
Skipped class
Had detention
Got in trouble for something you didn't do
Stolen books from the library
Gone to a different country
Dropped out of school
Been in a mental hospital
Been treated in a mental hospital
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
Had an online diary
Fired a gun
Had a yard sale
Had a lemonade stand
Actually made money at the lemonade stand
Been in a school play
Been fired from a job
Taken a lie detector test
Swam with dolphins
Gone to sea world
Voted for someone on a reality TV show
Written poetry
Read more than 20 books a year
Written over a 30 page essay
Gone to Europe
Loved someone you shouldn't have
Befriended someone you shouldn't have
Used a coloring book over age 12
Had surgery
Had stitches
Taken a taxi
Seen the Washington Monument
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once
Overdosed
Had a drug or alcohol problem
Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
Been in a fist fight
Gone surfing in California
Had a hamster
Pet a wild animal
Used a credit card
Did “spirit day” at school
Dyed your hair
Got a tattoo
Had something pierced
Got straight As
Been on the honor roll
Known someone with HIV or AIDS
I had a really hard time with this .__.

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senirita
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 6:32pm UTC

They say you don't know what you have until it's gone,
but the truth is you know what you had, you just never thought you'd lose it.

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senirita
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 6:00pm UTC

what if my good isn't good enough?

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senirita
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 8:12pm UTC

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Bringing my four year old sister with me when I stalk One Direction
because they couldn't resist a child fan.
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senirita
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 8:10pm UTC

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So today I was drawing with sidewalk chalk,
and of course, I was drawing One Direction related things, so I was in the process of writing "Stole my ♥" and it was gonna look cool, but then it looked like I wrote 'std' in stead of 'stol" before I added the 'e'. So yeah. Pretty tragic.
Kbye.
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senirita
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 10:52pm UTC

am I the only one who
will always view Anne Hathaway as Princess Mia?

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senirita
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 9:30pm UTC

I don't wanna be that person, but hey, it's a win-win situatuion here;
So please go to the link and sign up for a chance to see One Direction? :)
http://bit.ly/OXOGzt

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senirita
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 3:11pm UTC

I recently had a dream that I was on an airplane.
With One Direction, The Notorious B.I.G, and Randy Jackson.
I think it's a sign. A strange one.

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senirita
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 3:14pm UTC

hey i just met me,
and i am crazy,
but here's my number,
i call myself daily.
Format by Sandrasaurus'
wtf. why am i so weird.
♥
♥
♥
♥

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senirita
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 4:52pm UTC

Buying One Direction magazines even though
you already know everything there is to know about them.
nmf

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senirita
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 1:53pm UTC

Carlito, Pepito, Martito, Miguelito, & Dick.
♥

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senirita
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 11:41pm UTC

My feet need to be smaller.
My knees need to be lighter.
My thighs need to be stronger.
My butt needs to be rounder.
My stomach needs to be flatter.
My back needs to be straighter.
My boobs need to be bigger.
My face needs to be prettier.
My hair needs to be longer.
I need to be as good as her.

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senirita
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 9:54pm UTC

Am I the only one
that wishes Victoria's Secret had
an NBA collection?
Format by twilightgirl995

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senirita
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 8:38am UTC

Let your past make you better, not bitter.

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senirita
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 11:46am UTC

Harry Styles: I'm still waitng for my passionate kiss in the pouring rain.
Me:
Harry:
Me:
Harry:
Me:
Harry
Me: I volunteer as tribute!

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senirita
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 9:55pm UTC

Could everyone please wear yellow tomorrow?
To show support for anyone who has or has had cancer.
It would mean a lot.
R.I.P. Sophia Rose Villa
10/18/05 - 2/27/08
format by sandrasaurus

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