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Status: I've tried playing it cool, but when I'm looking at you I can't ever be brave, 'cause you make my heart race. ♥

Member Since: 4 Nov 2011 11:42pm

Last Seen: 25 Oct 2012 02:24pm

Birthday: June 8

Location: Nandos, Narnia

Gender: F

user id: 234315

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I need a new profile. Help?
Sorry, my old profile doesn't work well with beta.
I'm Yessenia, but you can just call me Mrs. HoranStylesPayneMalikTomlinson. ♥
I'm sixteen.
Things I love include but are not limited to:
Coffee, the internet, skinny jeans, yoga pants, double stuffed oreos, converse, noodles, ice cream, Tumblr, Pretty Little Liars, Pinterest, Emojis,
*I shall continue this later*
  1. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    me when i'm on my period: ugh i hate everyone
    me when i'm not on my period: ugh i hate everyone

  2. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    I'm truly sick and tired of all this fighing.
    Witty is supposed to be a place where we
    can get away from all the drama, not start it.

  3. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Reasons why I'm moving to the U.K.
    •Olly Murs
    •Ed Sheeran
    •Free Healthcare
    •Lower drinking age

  4. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    That awkard moment when I don't even have any witty friends.

  5. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    Cross Off the Things You Have Done
    Graduated high school
    Kissed Someone
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Help someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched four movies in one night
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Failed a class
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself (on accident)
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been sailing
    Cut yourself on accident
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped school
    Skipped class
    Had detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from the library
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
    Had an online diary
    Fired a gun
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to sea world
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a coloring book over age 12
    Had surgery
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Gone surfing in California
    Had a hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did “spirit day” at school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tattoo
    Had something pierced
    Got straight As
    Been on the honor roll
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS
    I had a really hard time with this .__.

  6. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    They say you don't know what you have until it's gone,
    but the truth is you know what you had, you just never thought you'd lose it.

  7. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    what if my good isn't good enough?

  8. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    Bringing my four year old sister with me when I stalk One Direction
    because they couldn't resist a child fan.

  9. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    So today I was drawing with sidewalk chalk,
    and of course, I was drawing One Direction related things, so I was in the process of writing "Stole my ♥" and it was gonna look cool, but then it looked like I wrote 'std' in stead of 'stol" before I added the 'e'. So yeah. Pretty tragic.

  10. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    am I the only one who
    will always view Anne Hathaway as Princess Mia?

  11. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    I don't wanna be that person, but hey, it's a win-win situatuion here;
    So please go to the link and sign up for a chance to see One Direction? :)

  12. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    I recently had a dream that I was on an airplane.
    With One Direction, The Notorious B.I.G, and Randy Jackson.
    I think it's a sign. A strange one.

  13. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    hey i just met me,
    and i am crazy,
    but here's my number,
    i call myself daily.
    Format by Sandrasaurus'
    wtf. why am i so weird.

  14. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    Buying One Direction magazines even though
    you already know everything there is to know about them.

  15. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    Carlito, Pepito, Martito, Miguelito, & Dick.

  16. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 11:41pm UTC
    My feet need to be smaller.
    My knees need to be lighter.
    My thighs need to be stronger.
    My butt needs to be rounder.
    My stomach needs to be flatter.
    My back needs to be straighter.
    My boobs need to be bigger.
    My face needs to be prettier.
    My hair needs to be longer.
    I need to be as good as her.

  17. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    Am I the only one
    that wishes Victoria's Secret had
    an NBA collection?
    Format by twilightgirl995

  18. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 8:38am UTC
    Let your past make you better, not bitter.

  19. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 11:46am UTC
    Harry Styles: I'm still waitng for my passionate kiss in the pouring rain.
    Me: I volunteer as tribute!

  20. senirita senirita
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    Could everyone please wear yellow tomorrow?
    To show support for anyone who has or has had cancer.
    It would mean a lot.
    R.I.P. Sophia Rose Villa
    10/18/05 - 2/27/08
    format by sandrasaurus


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