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AnaCastro196
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September 10, 2013 7:58pm UTC

*Been on Witty for
2 years*
*Still Unknown*

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Sugarlollies78
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August 14, 2013 4:27am UTC

Life Hacks
If you accidentally close a tab, ctrl +shift+T reopens it.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 4:08pm UTC

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means
"earth apple". Like, what stupid Frenchman saw a potato and said, "Zis petite legume looks like a, how you say, apple! Hmmm...but it grows in ze earth. Hon hon hon! Mais oui! C'est une pomme de terre!"

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BravoSierra
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May 4, 2013 6:56pm UTC

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MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU.
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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 7:25pm UTC

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May
THE
FOURTH
be with you
Format by Breeze

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spence*
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 1:24pm UTC

Loneliness
is the worst pain someone can feel.
you know you're lonely when you feel
empty. when you don't even want to
see other people. Loneliness kills.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 8:12pm UTC

There's a guy in my grade who gets bullied and made fun of by so many people.
He mainly hangs out with girls because he doesn't get along with guys.
But everyone mistakes it for him being gay.
He is really nice to this one teacher that everyone hates.
Once, that teacher looked really sad when a bunch of students were making fun of her
so he stood up and asked her if she wanted a hug.
He makes people feel better about themselves and
supports them in everything they do, even if he doesn't agree with it.
This guy is exactly what every girl would want in a guy
and examples everything that a guy should learn about people.
But he doesn't get the respect.
Why?

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 4:05pm UTC

being a canadian sounds confusing.
because you sound like an america, write like a brit and throw in just enough french words to freak everyone out.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 4:25pm UTC

did you know that the macarena is about
a girl cheating on her boyfriend with two of his friends and then asking a bunch of other guys to come sleep with her?

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Cammie
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April 21, 2013 4:34pm UTC

"I babysat this six year old, and I was wearing shorts today..
and my scars were showing, I guess. He poked them and he said, "I know how those got there." I replied, "How?" He looked at me with a straight face and he said, 'I've seen them before. My big sister had them, and she said mean people put them on your body when they weren't nice to you, because when people are mean to you, you end up being mean to yourself. My big sister went away. I don't know where she went. Mommy said she's on a happy vacation somewhere, because she was too sad here. I miss her. Don't go on a vacation, please.'"

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yeabuddy
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 7:28pm UTC

"Wanting to be
Someone else
Is a WASTE
Of the person
You are."
-Kurt Cobain

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no one *
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 12:10pm UTC

I'm just not happy anymore.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Martyna99
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 12:14pm UTC

Oh what a waste
o f a p e r f e c t l y g o o d c l e a n w r i s t . [ x ] [ x ] [ x ]
» Can we create something
b e a u t i f u l a n d d e s t r o y i t ?

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SelinTheBean*
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 3:46pm UTC

;
a sentence an author could have ended, but chose not to.
you are the author; the sentence is your life.
stay strong.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kristabff
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 7:04pm UTC

They only care if your quote is pretty
or says, 'This quote does not exist'.

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1mrsseguin9
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 5:46pm UTC

Where are you and I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick strange darkness
Comes creeping on so haunting every time

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1mrsseguin9
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 5:48pm UTC

In the car I just can't wait,
to pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?
I'm too scared of what you think
You make me nervous so I really can't eat

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