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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
aren't "witty popular".
-♥-

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papersmiles
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 8:29pm UTC

I turned out liking you
a lot more than I
originally planned.

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xxniicoleexx
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 8:50pm UTC

Did you here about
the man that lost his whole left side?
He's all right now...
fav if you get it:) nmq~tumblr

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Meany23
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Will you go out with me.?
(a) Yes.
(b) a
(c) b

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LivLaughLuv16
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 10:08pm UTC

Dear girls,
quit trying to look like us in photos...
it's embarrassing to our species.
Sincerely, ducks ♥
nmf.

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dancergrl101
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 7:21pm UTC

I just can't
take a band seriously if they were once/
are on a Disney Channel show.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 9:20pm UTC

When guys do that cute little half-smile,
and it's just asdfghjkl; adorable.

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ColorMeeSamm
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 5:20pm UTC

to ∞ & →

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taylor92600
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 6:59pm UTC

It's funny,
How the person you would take a bullet for,
Is the person behind the gun.

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1Dcutefacts
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 6:49pm UTC

If Kidz Bop sings
"What Makes You Beautiful"
i swear I will hurt them
♥

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desireelynn1001
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 5:29pm UTC

DearBoys,
Your willy is not like pinocchio's nose.
It won't get longer everytime you lie about it's size.
Sincerly, reality.
Follow me on tumblr: Desirees-a-ginger.tumblr.com
nmq/nmf

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 8:28pm UTC

If Buzz Light Year speaks Spanish in Toy Story 3,
does he speak english in the Spanish version?

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x3sammii
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 6:38pm UTC

She comes off strong,
BUT SHE FALLS ASLEEP CRYING.
She acts like nothing's wrong,
BUT MAYBE SHE'S JUST GOOD AT LYING.
NMQ

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Sasha360
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 5:07pm UTC

Dear "grape" cough syrup,
have you ever tasted a grape?
You taste nothing like grape.
You taste like death and
the tears of small children.
nmq

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xotaylor73
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 6:37pm UTC

One does not simply
drive home from McDonald's without eating any fries.

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mikki37
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 6:21pm UTC

OMG! REALLY? NO WAY! SERIOUSLY?
fav is you said it in a sarcastic voice;)

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hihelloimrachel
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 7:09pm UTC

When I was little,
I always wondered if I'd be pretty in high school. Now, I wonder if the past me would find the present me to be pretty. Anyone else?

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 6:07pm UTC

What type of mouse walks on two legs?
Idk, what?
nmf, followme(:
Micky Mouse. Now what type of duck walks on two legs?
Donald Duck?
nmf, followme(:
No, all ducks you idiot.

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c4ndy
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 6:32pm UTC

Love is love.
♀♀ ♀♂ ♂♂

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MaeMae103
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 8:40pm UTC

Admit it,
You walk past a beautiful girl at school and think why can't I be that pretty. You walk past good looking guys and think why can't he be my boyfirend? You walk past a cute couple and thinking i'm not perfect enough to be in that relationship. You walk past a huge house and think why can't I be rich?
You walk past a mirror thinking,why did I have to be me?
You not alone.

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