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  1. juju0731 juju0731
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    R.I.P
    Grandma♥
    And to all the other people whose grandma has died and no one acknowledged it
    nmq

  2. justmmia justmmia
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    I WONT LET GO JACK!
    >>> *lets go* <<<

  3. StrawberryCheesecake StrawberryCheesecake
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 11:51am UTC
    Pick a number from 1 - 100. Don't scroll down if you haven't picked one.
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    Okay, thanks.

  4. crayola_Swag crayola_Swag
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 11:31am UTC
    Spongebob Squarepants Quotes #1 :
    Squidward - This city needs to be destroyed!! Or at least painted another color.
    10 faves to make more : ] <3

  5. xxkrissyxx xxkrissyxx
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 11:31am UTC
    Great Way to Freak Out Your Neighbors:
    Name Your Wifi
    FBI Survellience Van

  6. gracemiller27 gracemiller27
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 11:38am UTC
    click to see this quote


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  8. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 11:57am UTC
    They spend the first year of your life saying
    "Stand up and speak"
    And the next seventeen years saying
    " Sit down and don't talk back"

  9. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    Like mah status
    if you think I'm cute.
    Do you like dis booty?
    Like mah status.
    *pouts*
    If you like mah serrious face like mah status. Dis mah serrious face.
    -_-
    Like mah status if you love food.
    *pouts*
    Like mah status if you a piiimp!
    *Holds up pimp glass and chuckles*
    Like mah status if you love slinkies.
    *Drops slinky*
    LOOK AT DAT S/HIT GO!
    Like mah status if you have...
    A TUMBLRR A TUMBLRR!
    *Holds scissors to wrists*
    Like mah status AND I WON'T DO IT.
    Like mah status if you love to film yourself!
    *Holds up recording*
    "I love to film my f/ucking self"
    Like mah status if you like mah status
    Like mah status if you like P/ENIS.
    Like mah status if you like V/AGINA.
    Person 1: Hello
    Person 2: Hey gurl you know dat b/itch named Deltrise
    Person 1: Yeah gurl I know that b/itch named Deltrise
    Person 2: Well you know what she did?
    Person 1: No gurl what she do?
    Person 2: That b/itch didn't like mah status!
    LIKE MAH STATUS!
    lol that video never gets old...

  10. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 11:26am UTC
    Hot person: Hey
    Me: so what kind of weather are you thinking for our wedding like spring or winter maybe summer because i like outdoor weddings yeah and if we're planning on having kids i like names that start with "a" how about you also have you thought about a retirement plan we could go into early retirement and like move to the south like birds lol if ur a bird then i'm a bird and do you want to be buried or cremated i think we should have our ashes sprinkled over this spot cause we met here

  11. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 11:41am UTC
    She Ratchet™
    @SheeeRatchet
    stop editing y'alls pics. What if
    you go missing? how you
    expect us to find you if you look
    like beyonce on facebook &
    chief keef in person.
    12:17 PM • 21 Aug 12
    ⇆ Retweeted by you
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    ← ⇆ ★ ⇈
    format credit: Peace1231

  12. HipHop92 HipHop92
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    Daily needs of our generation: Food: 10% Water: 2% Sleep: 3% Internet: 85%

  13. bizzeybeatsxo350 bizzeybeatsxo350
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    AMAZAYN
    BRILLIAM
    EXTRAORDINHARRY
    FABULOUIS
    PHENOMENIALL
    tumblr

  14. bizzeybeatsxo350 bizzeybeatsxo350
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    If you watch "Saw" backwards It's a beautiful and heartbreaking film about an old man giving people organs
    tumblr

  15. bizzeybeatsxo350 bizzeybeatsxo350
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    *When someone asks if i'm single*
    hahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahahahahaha
    hahahahahaha...
    yeah

  16. bizzeybeatsxo350 bizzeybeatsxo350
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Katy Perry's on replay, she's on replay
    Katy broke our VMA, our VMA
    But we got more anyway, yeah anyway

  17. XxautumngoezRAWRxX XxautumngoezRAWRxX
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    On your birthday;
    The birthday person bring in cupcakes to share with the class, should't the class bring the birthday person the cupcakes instead? Just wondering...
    |nmf|

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    Niall: i'm a big fat idiot!
    *runs into sign and falls*
    Harry:"Did you get that on camera?!"
    Louis:"Please tell me you got that."
    -OneDirection

  19. x3sammii x3sammii
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Make your move before I'm gone,
    because people change and hearts move on.

  20. xSxMxIxLxEx xSxMxIxLxEx
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Mario is so selfish. He never thanked me for saving his
    girlfriend.

:)

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