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Like mah status

if you think I'm cute.

Do you like dis booty?
Like mah status.
*pouts*

If you like mah serrious face like mah status. Dis mah serrious face.
-_-

Like mah status if you love food.
*pouts*

Like mah status if you a piiimp!
*Holds up pimp glass and chuckles*

Like mah status if you love slinkies.
*Drops slinky*
LOOK AT DAT S/HIT GO!

Like mah status if you have...
A TUMBLRR A TUMBLRR!

*Holds scissors to wrists*
Like mah status AND I WON'T DO IT.

Like mah status if you love to film yourself!
*Holds up recording*
"I love to film my f/ucking self"

Like mah status if you like mah status

Like mah status if you like P/ENIS.
Like mah status if you like V/AGINA.

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: Hey gurl you know dat b/itch named Deltrise
Person 1: Yeah gurl I know that b/itch named Deltrise
Person 2: Well you know what she did?
Person 1: No gurl what she do?
Person 2: That b/itch didn't like mah status!

LIKE MAH STATUS!

lol that video never gets old...

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