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  1. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    I need a hug.

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 3:52am UTC
    "you're off to great places
    today is your day
    your mountain is waiting
    so get on your way . "
    - Doctor Seuss.

  3. Bri Jolly* Bri Jolly*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:06pm UTC
    Crying doesn't indicate that
    you are WEAK. In fact, since birth, it has always been a sign that you are ALIVE. ♥

  4. niightxx niightxx
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 11:06am UTC
    I know of a place...
    where you never get harmed...
    a magical place with magical charms...
    INDOORS, INDOORS, INNNNDOOOOOORRS!

  5. marleesue marleesue
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    Look for the girl with the broken smile.
    She will be loved.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    Sh*t happens, people change.
    get the f*ck over it.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. hollisterbeach hollisterbeach
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    I'd rather have
    a guy that cries and tells me his feelings. instead of having a guy who puts up an image of a tough bad boy who acts like he doesn't care at all ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. XxneoncookiexX XxneoncookiexX
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 10:44am UTC
    Call me immature
    But today is 6/9/2012
    mq nmf

  11. Reader_Aubrey Reader_Aubrey
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 10:55am UTC
    He is perfect.
    Nobody is perfect.
    Therefore he is nobody.
    Nobody loves me.
    Therefore he loves me.
    Fudge yeah.

    nmf

  12. happymadison happymadison
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 10:43am UTC
    when you take all the vowels out of "female" you get
    "FML"
    BUT
    when you take all the vowels out of "boys" you get
    "BS"

  13. Hopelesscrusher Hopelesscrusher
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    That dirty look you give
    the sidewalk when you turn around after you trip over it.

    nmf

  14. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 10:47am UTC
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  15. KodacJason KodacJason
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 10:46am UTC
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  16. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    Girls who;; #36
    Are a hopeless romantic.
    Us guys really do want to kiss you in the rain.

    nmf

  17. almostforever almostforever
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 8:18am UTC
    Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
    America: Well sure why not?
    Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
    America: Whatever you want!
    Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
    America: Okay, sounds like fun!
    Gay Couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
    America: WHAT THE FXCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
    Our society is messed up.
    notmyformat//tumblr

  18. Daylynn Daylynn
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    HEY
    I just met you.
    & girl you look crazy
    Whats your makeup brand?
    Crayola maybe?

    \

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    They should print books with
    glow-in-the-dark ink so you can read at night.

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I love you!
    Boy: I love you more!
    *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
    Girl: Where is he?
    Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
    Girl: (Starts crying)
    Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

:)

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