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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ChocoTaco
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September 9, 2012 1:55am UTC

Plot Twist: British accents aren't the sexiest thing ever.

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conversel0ver
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July 31, 2012 6:14pm UTC

"I'm so proud of my boyfriend?"
"Oh, why?"
"Because last night he was drunk and didn't recogonize me."
"What's to be proud about that for?"
"Because when I tried to take his shirt off, he said, No I have a girlfriend."
"Aw that is so cute!"

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伤*
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August 1, 2012 1:11pm UTC

Liam: seeing niall crying is heartbreaking
Harry: there should be a law like 'nobody can make niall cry'
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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GreenMariLoves
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July 31, 2012 7:16pm UTC

Most people want a perfect relationship...
I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.

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BravoSierra
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August 1, 2012 12:36pm UTC

Some of you are actually pretty.What are you doing on the internet?

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BriBri27
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August 1, 2012 11:33am UTC

My Names Alex Russo and I like to poke things with a stick...
But, I haven't figured out how to make money with that yet, so I'm in school.
~ Wizards of Waverly Place

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muffinsandwitty7557
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July 31, 2012 11:27pm UTC

Am I the only one who feels like an a//hole
when they fave a quote with 69 faves?
nmf

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wittylilly
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July 31, 2012 7:56pm UTC

WHEN STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET
think you are about 192731 times more beautiful than anybody thinks you are in real life.

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Snowhusky23
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July 31, 2012 10:16pm UTC

That awkward moment when...
pshaw, i'm always awkward.
format by sandrasaurus

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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July 31, 2012 5:26pm UTC

There once was a time....
we walked by a piegon and didn't scream "KEVIN!!!"
we greeted others with "hi" and not "VAS HAPPENIN'?"
we didn't freak out when anyone said 'one' or 'direction'
we didn't know who josh devine was
a time when we didn't spend every second of the day fangirling or thinking about one direction...
i'm so glad those days are over.

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fluorescent adolescent*
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July 31, 2012 8:06pm UTC

I HATE IT WHEN
the teacher erases the bored, and there's the one dot she missed.
only me?

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DreamScribbler
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 9:37pm UTC

Do you wanna know my problem?
I absolutely love you.
I love your name.
love the way you look at me.
I love your smile.
love how i can be having the worst day but you can still make me happy.
I know I can't have you
but i just can't stop.
I can't stop wanting you.
Thats my problem.
all minee

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jimmy365
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 11:52pm UTC

when i see young athletes in olympics
AND I'M LIKE, "I HAVE DONE NOTHING WITH MY LIFE."
nmq

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grownsimba
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 6:55pm UTC

Need a friend? Text me. ♥
Need a laugh? Call me. J
Need money? This number is no longer in service… ✌

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 12:40pm UTC

Breakfast with my family
Dad: I think we all need to do something more useful in our lives.
Mom: Yeah. Like I will start taking longer walks.
Dad: I'm going to focus more on building my buisnesses.
Sister: I'm gonna get a better job.
Sister: I'm gonna get better grades for college..
Brother: I'm gonna work out more and get bigger for sports.
Me: I'm gonna make better quotes
Mom:
Dad:
Sister:
Sister:
Brother:
Me: I mean better grades

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runningislife*
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 5:26pm UTC

credittorunningislife
Imagine your teacher as
*Sitting at home waiting to leave*
*How my mom functions*
Mom: Could you please dust the steps?
Me: *Cleans the steps*
Me: *Walks into kitchen*
Mom: Did you clean the play room too?
Me: But you only said the stairs
Mom: I said the stairs and the play room.
Me: *cleans play room*
Mom: Did you clean the kitchen too?
Me: But you didn't say to clean the kitchen?
Mom: I said, Clean the stairs, play room, and kitchen
Me:*Cleans kitchen*
Mom: Did you clean the rest of the house?
Me: But you only said the stairs, play room, and kitchen!
Mom: No, I said to clean the stairs, play room, kitchen, and the rest of the house.
Me: *Cleans rest of house*
Mom: While you're on your random cleaning sprees, would you be a doll and clean the whole country of Canada? I want it to be clean for when I go there tomorrow.
mq

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ThisRandomGirl
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July 31, 2012 10:43pm UTC

2 most ironic things...
1. Dying in a Living room
2. Choking on a life saver

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 12:06am UTC

AT A SCARY MOVIE
Boy Dies: lol sucks for you. XD
Girl Dies: Why did you go in the basement? The creepy guy said to NEVER go in the basement. Good thing your dead your stupidity probably would've killed other people too. -__-
Animal Dies: DIRECTOR! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN. >.<
nmq

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