Best Nose Quotes Ever

happiest*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 2:17pm UTC

u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 11:14am UTC

Dear nose,
If you're going to sneeze, please sneeze.
Sincerely- stood there looking like I've been hit by a shovel.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 12:01pm UTC

Harry: If you're not a snake, then like, why don't you have a nose?
Voldemort:
Voldemort:
Voldemort:
Dumbledore: Ohmigod Harry, you can't just ask people why they don't have a nose.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 10:29pm UTC

I'm suspended from school for a week
because a guy called me a whöre & I
punched him in the face and broke his
nose. oops.
♥

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 6:26pm UTC

I am thankful for
laughter,
except when
milk comes out of my
nose.
Woody Allen

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 8:49am UTC

You can not lick your nose with your tongue .
Now, stop trying.You look like an idiot.

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MadiCakes
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March 24, 2014 11:33pm UTC

Harry Potter: "Hey, wanna come with me to get our noses pierced? HA."
Voldemort: "Sorry, I'll be having dinner with my parents."

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ecawesomeness
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May 16, 2013 4:45am UTC

Harry: why don't you have a nose?
Voldemort: ...
Oh my god Harry you can't just ask people why they don't have a nose!

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DeathOfASon
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July 24, 2013 10:53pm UTC

When the anime people turn to face the screen and their nose dissapears.
-Where did it come from?
-Where did it go?
-Where did it come from?
-Anime nose.

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BrokenTwilight
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 10:26am UTC

Most of my day consisted of
Sniffing my
Computer Screen
Trying to figure out of Google Nose works.
Format: Juiletechoecho

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TheEscapeArtist
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 12:22pm UTC

I wish I could see Voldemort sneeze.

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 6:36pm UTC

Girl: *says something personal about me*
Me: "Hey, I found your nose.
It was all up my business
again."
*Voldemort comes into the scene*
Voldemort: "Return it!"

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 11:01am UTC

Friend: what if instead of calling each other names we referred to each other by our most dominant feature
Friend: like ‘hey Nose’ or ‘hey Too Much Eyeliner’
Me: that’s usually called bullying...

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