Nose Quotes

Aggressive Butterfly *
posted a quote
December 4, 2014 7:13pm UTC

In History we were talking about child labor in the 1880's
Teacher: Working conditions were tough, they told you when to eat and take breaks, and punished you when you talked
Ricky: So like school
Teacher: Sort of. But then children got hurt in the working conditions
Tim: May I go to the nurse? I have a bloody nose
Ricky: :O
This is saying something

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Goose
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November 3, 2014 9:53am UTC

Smiley faces using the keyboard are so strange. People originally began using :) but let's face it, that looks like Jeff The Killer. So then, of course, we tried to fix that predicament. So we used c: but that just looks like eyes and a big-àss nose. There is no inbetween, people. Its either Jeff the Killer or a bull. And that is why we use emoji!

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
June 12, 2014 5:10pm UTC

What would happen if Pinocchio said,
"My nose will grow right now"?

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TheFaceless*
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May 2, 2014 3:37pm UTC

Me: Your nose is so boopable! Boop! *boops his nose*Brother: Your nose is so shootable!

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MadiCakes
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March 24, 2014 11:33pm UTC

Harry Potter: "Hey, wanna come with me to get our noses pierced? HA."
Voldemort: "Sorry, I'll be having dinner with my parents."

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MarsMellow
posted a quote
March 7, 2014 9:10pm UTC

Baby in suit:Bring her in.
Baby in suit:But I want her alive.
Baby in suit:SHE HAS MY NOSE!!

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ducky_the_impossible
posted a quote
December 17, 2013 8:28am UTC

You never truely appreciate
how nice it is to be able
to breathe through your
nose,
until you get a cold!

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Red dragon*
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 5:42pm UTC

Do you ever think Rudolf just has a really bad cold.

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Aurora876
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 1:01pm UTC

I'm so cold, my nose is running
I don't blame it, I'd run too

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Aurora876
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 8:13pm UTC

MY NOSE IS COLD,
JSUT STATING.

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 2:59am UTC

I walked into the glass porch door at my aunts house today. Pretty sure I broke my nose... .-.

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 6:36pm UTC

Girl: *says something personal about me*
Me: "Hey, I found your nose.
It was all up my business
again."
*Voldemort comes into the scene*
Voldemort: "Return it!"

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TheEscapeArtist
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 12:22pm UTC

I wish I could see Voldemort sneeze.

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 2:17pm UTC

u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold

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TheHalfbacksGirl
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 7:51pm UTC

You want to break down and cry, just yell and scream at the world; let the world know how much you hate it. You want to just go crazy, throw things across the room until your arms are too weak to lift a blanket, and just collapse on the concrete and sob, sob until your throat hurts and your eyes burn, until your nose is a lost cause and your voice has been gone for hours. You just want to push out all that emotion, throw everything out there. Let everyone know exactly what's on your mind, for once just be 100% honest with the world. But you know you can't, so you hold it all in, let that sadness well up. You get dizzy, but you like it because you feel like you're nothing but a thought, like you're not there. Then, for a while, you go blank. You're white, you're empty, you're nothing but a shell. And then the anger. The anger builds up, and if you don't scream, you know eventually the tears will come. You'll lose sleep and friends and not pay attention until you get that anger out, until something turns it around, and you so you sit and pray - pray that something will come and turn it all around.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 10:29pm UTC

I'm suspended from school for a week
because a guy called me a whöre & I
punched him in the face and broke his
nose. oops.
♥

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DisneyIsAwesome
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 5:25pm UTC

"A l ie k ee p s g r o w i ng and
Grow ing until it's a s
Plai n a s th e n ose
On yo ur fac e ! "
~ P i n o c c h i o ~

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Delusionalpieceofdust *
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 3:43am UTC

My nose looks like a shrimp meatball, and I don't like shrimp nor meatballs.

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Emacy
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 2:59am UTC

You have now realised that after all these years, no one ever gave your nose back.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 10:53pm UTC

When the anime people turn to face the screen and their nose dissapears.
-Where did it come from?
-Where did it go?
-Where did it come from?
-Anime nose.

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