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Emacy

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Member Since: 5 Jul 2011 05:32am

Last Seen: 8 Jan 2014 04:25pm

Birthday: September 5

Location: Launceston, Tasmania

Gender: F

user id: 190725

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{http://ask.fm/EmilyScott5998 you should definitely ask me some questions xo
  1. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    Once, a big fat frog and a lively little frog were hopping along together, when they had the misfortune to jump straight into a pail of fresh milk. They swam for hours and hours, hoping to get out somehow; but the sides of the pail were steep and slippery and death seemed certain.
    When the big frog got exhausted, he lost courage. There seemed no hope of rescue. “Why keep struggling against the inevitable? I can’t swim any longer,” he moaned.
    “Keep on! keep on!” urged the little frog, who was still circling the pail. But the big frog decided it was no use. “Little Brother, we may as well give up,” he gasped,
    “I’m going to quit struggling.”
    Now only the little frog was left. He thought to himself,
    “Well, to give up is to be dead, so I will keep on swimming.”
    Two more hours passed and the tiny legs of the determined little frog were almost paralyzed with exhaustion. It seemed as if he could not keep moving for another minute. But then he thought of his dead friend, and repeated, “To give up is to be meat for someone’s table, so I’ll keep on paddling until I die-if death is to come-but I will not cease trying-‘while there’s life there’s hope!’”
    Intoxicated with determination, the little frog kept on, around and around and around the pail, chopping the milk into white waves.
    After a while, just as he felt completely numb and thought he was about to drown, he suddenly felt something solid under him. To his astonishment, he saw that all his kicking had changed the consistency of the milkd he'd been swimming in and he was resting on a lump of butter
    And so the successful little frog leaped out of the milk pail to
    freedom.

  2. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    "Knock Knock?"
    - Whos There?
    "Europe"
    - Europe Who?
    "No, youre a poo"

  3. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    The other day I tried to catch some fog
    I mist.

  4. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 2:10am UTC
    Do I have any Beauty marks?
    Yeah, I call it my face.

  5. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 4:11am UTC
    lying on your back because your fat rolls give into gravity on the side.

  6. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 4:06am UTC
    So you could have approached me, told me why youre so angry and we could have sorted it out.
    but
    instead you chose to turn my friends against me and write cryptic fb statuses directed at me.
    totes picked the right option there babe xo.

  7. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 5:25am UTC
    I spend more of my waking hours in my bed than with my family...

  8. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 3:52am UTC
    I cannot see the bottom where I'm swimming so there is a 29348753453984% chance that a shark is directly below me oh lord jesus help.

  9. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 6:23am UTC
    Not knowing where the auto-play music is coming from on someones profile and just generally being frustrated at life.

  10. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 4:22am UTC
    I just rang up the pizza place pretending to be my mum because they didnt deliver my Hawaiian and quite frankly that is the most rebellious thing ive ever done and im still on an adrenaline high from my act of rebellion.

  11. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    I would rather light myself on fire than poop in a bathroom at school.

  12. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 2:59am UTC
    You have now realised that after all these years, no one ever gave your nose back.

  13. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    Getting a drink at 3 in the morning and feeling like your water was poured from the tap of Jesus.

  14. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 6:22am UTC
    Skinny girls: Omg, I love food
    Me: You don't understand what love is.

  15. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 3:44am UTC
    and the difference between you and I is that you say 'sugar free' like its a good thing.

  16. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 3:47am UTC
    You know what?
    I've been there.
    I've done that.
    and honestly..?
    I see right through your funky hat.

  17. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:17am UTC
    So about a week ago I was walking past a bunch of boys who yell out,
    "7/10 nice effort."
    and instead of just ignoring them I felt the need to shout out
    "Excuse me have you seen this booty? I am worth at least an 8.5 thankyou."
    I could still hear them laughing as I was halfway down the street.

  18. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 9:02am UTC
    Balloons are so weird.
    Its like "happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath."

  19. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 3:44am UTC
    Girl I know: omg,i have such a massive bruise on my neck from the hickey my boyfriend gave me. I guess thats the price of love lol, not that youd know
    Me: A jar of nutella is $4.99- on special, dont try and talk of things you don't understand.

  20. Emacy Emacy
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    In 20 years time:
    Kid: Hey Dad, how did you meet Mom?
    Dad: Well son, it all started when I inboxed her a color.

:)

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