Best Milkshake Quotes This Month

yourcool
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March 19, 2013 9:37pm UTC

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like can i have some and i'm like no screw off what do you think this is charity

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happiest*
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August 7, 2013 2:35pm UTC

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard all of them the ground begins to rumble and 3 billion boys pour in over the hills in an huge boy tsunami, eclipsing the sun, destroying everything in their path. the entire city is razed to the ground. The screams of boys being crushed to death among the fray combines into a deafening roar of suffering. I stare at my milkshake with hollow, haunted eyes. What have I done.

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Marian*
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September 8, 2013 10:54pm UTC

My homework bring all the asians to the yard
and they're like ''it wasn't even hard.''

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capsized*
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March 31, 2013 5:06pm UTC

If milkshakes bring boys to the yard, does that mean protein shakes bring big buff men to the yard?

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Vinita*
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August 8, 2014 10:54pm UTC

My milkshake brings all the ponies to the yard

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dinosaur_rawr
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 12:10pm UTC

Is It Weird That I Couldn't Decide Between Strawberry Or Chocolate Milkshake So I Just Had Both?

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LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Love is that which happens while enjoying a chocolate milkshake .

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ecawesomeness
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 1:50am UTC

i want a milkshake
then go make one
i cant ):
why not?
my mom doesn't like it when all the boys are in her yard

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IKnewYouWereTrouble
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October 5, 2013 8:42am UTC

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "Your friend is really hot."

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 8:48pm UTC

Plot Twist:
You make a milkshake&it brings all the boys to the yard

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bigbootycutiee_13
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March 23, 2013 8:35am UTC

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, && I'm like, this is private property

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gingernutter∞ *
posted a quote
January 11, 2014 6:06pm UTC

Today I bought a milkshake...
It was Nutella, Banana and Oreo flavour...
Just let the beauty of that sink in...

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nothing Important*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 9:53am UTC

I think I'm making milkshakes wrong because there not bringing boys to the yard

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CelestialSummer
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 7:49pm UTC

*makes milkshake*
*looks sadly at the yard*
CelestialSummer|funny

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...*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 2:40am UTC

My homework brings all the Asians to the yard
And they're like, it wasn't even hard
I'm gonna teach you,
but I have to charge.

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alreadyxgone
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 5:04pm UTC

me: Hour one with my milkshake in the yard
I havent seen any boys yet but I'm staying optimistic
*sips milkshake*

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VintageParis
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 12:53pm UTC

Don't cry me a river. That's stupid! Cry me a milkshake

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ayyeeitsdianaa
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 12:41am UTC

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and im like sorry, mum only allows 3 friends at a time.

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caitopotatoe12
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 12:49am UTC

Some people ask, What is true love?
And the truth is, true love has no definition.
It just is

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KissxxxMexxxInxxxThexxxRainxxx
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 7:54pm UTC

I hate it when I'm making a milkshake, and boys just show up at my yard.

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