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Vinita*

1. Vinita*
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   October 14, 2015 7:44pm UTC
   Do you miss me the way I miss you? In tears?
   
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2. Vinita*
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   May 22, 2015 9:44pm UTC
   Person in my Spanish class: Is it bad if I don't know what a noun is?
   Half of class: Yeah, what is a noun?
   Me: ...........................................................................
   Grammar teachers worldwide:..................................
   Kindergarteners:.......................................................
   
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3. Vinita*
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   May 22, 2015 9:40pm UTC
   *In Sexual Education*
   Teacher: So when you're first taking the condom out of the pack-
   Class:*being obnoxiously noisy*
   Teacher:I'll wait
   *three minutes later*
   *no decrease in noise*
   Me: SHUT UP GUYS I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO USE A CONDOM
   
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4. Vinita*
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   May 22, 2015 9:37pm UTC
   If anyone ever calls you pizza face
   just remmeber
   pizzas are golden
   and delicious
   and tan
   and lovely in all forms
   they're a symbol of modern American love
   and tumblr girl sayings
   its associated with netflix and cuddling
   pizza is amazing
   pizza is wonderful
   pizza is love
   pizza is life
   
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5. Vinita*
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   May 22, 2015 9:32pm UTC
   Teacher: Yeah guys. So when you title your essays, give it an interesting name. Like it can be totally crazy.
   Teacher: One time, on our Salem Witch Trials essay Audrey titled it "B*tches-
   Teacher: *covers mouth*
   Teacher: *looks like little girl when exposed to p*rn for the first time*
   
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6. Vinita*
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   May 22, 2015 9:15pm UTC
   You have an aweful bad habit
   Of talking to me while I'm walking out the door
   
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7. Vinita*
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   March 15, 2015 5:30pm UTC
   I wanted you.
   
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8. Vinita*
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   March 2, 2015 5:29pm UTC
   Fantasies like youwill never come truewill never come true
   
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9. Vinita*
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   January 6, 2015 11:54pm UTC
   "with guys in middleschool the blood either rushes to theor brain or their stomach" "or other places""ah youve learned about that"
   
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10. Vinita*
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    December 28, 2014 8:44pm UTC
    I wonder if dogs ever think "oh let me make my owners life difficult. Oh their physical fitness award! Let me pee all over that"
    
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11. Vinita*
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    December 21, 2014 6:38pm UTC
    There may be plenty of fish in the sea
    but you're my favorite kind of fish
    
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12. Vinita*
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    December 20, 2014 11:14am UTC
    Sometimes forgiving someone means not giving them a second chance.
    
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13. Vinita*
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    November 27, 2014 1:46pm UTC
    'What are you thankful for this year?'
    'I'm thankful that my savior Lord Jesus died on the cross for my sins so that I might have eternal life.'
    
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14. Vinita*
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    November 27, 2014 1:44pm UTC
    It was on this dayone year agothat the top quote of the dayreceived 63 likes.It was on this dayone year agothat Witty died.
    
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15. Vinita*
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    November 26, 2014 4:09pm UTC
    I saw him today.
    
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16. Vinita*
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    November 24, 2014 11:21pm UTC
    He's perfect.
    He's the kind of boy every girl fanticizes about.
    He's got those kind of eyes every girl melts at.
    He's got the kind of smile that instantly makes you burn.
    He's got the kind of laugh that softens your soul.
    He's got that kind of voice that you'd listen to everyday and never get tired of.
    He's got that kind of presence that makes you feel alive.
    He's got that kind of humor which could keep you laughing for weeks.
    He gives those kind of hugs which make a second feel like an eternity.
    And I mean that in the best way imaginable.
    He's just that one person
    that you crave.
    
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17. Vinita*
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    November 23, 2014 4:13pm UTC
    *Me trying to share the Gospel with people*Me: Not only was Jesus a man,Me: But Jesus,Me: was Jesus
    
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18. Vinita*
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    November 18, 2014 9:04pm UTC
    It is truly amazing.
    It is truly amazing how you can be nothing but kind, caring, compassionate, empithatic, understanding, and honest with someone.
    It is even more amazing how they can go right around and do the exact opposite.
    
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19. Vinita*
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    November 12, 2014 7:14pm UTC
    Me: I really want to be a model.
    Friend: You're gonna have to get rid of your acne.
    Me: That's what photoshop is for.
    
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20. Vinita*
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    November 8, 2014 3:22pm UTC
    Me: *sees friend walking with a boquet of flowers*
    Me: Awwww who gave those to you?
    Friend: I found these in a thrash can
    Me:Oh...
    Me:Same dif
    
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