Milkshake Quotes

Vinita*
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August 8, 2014 10:54pm UTC

My milkshake brings all the ponies to the yard

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Crazy girl*
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May 21, 2014 11:09am UTC

I had the most amazing strawberry creamy milkshake today, it was so delicious<3

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caitopotatoe12
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January 18, 2014 12:49am UTC

Some people ask, What is true love?
And the truth is, true love has no definition.
It just is

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gingernutter∞ *
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January 11, 2014 6:06pm UTC

Today I bought a milkshake...
It was Nutella, Banana and Oreo flavour...
Just let the beauty of that sink in...

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LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
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November 2, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Love is that which happens while enjoying a chocolate milkshake .

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IKnewYouWereTrouble
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October 5, 2013 8:42am UTC

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "Your friend is really hot."

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Marian*
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September 8, 2013 10:54pm UTC

My homework bring all the asians to the yard
and they're like ''it wasn't even hard.''

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...*
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August 29, 2013 2:40am UTC

My homework brings all the Asians to the yard
And they're like, it wasn't even hard
I'm gonna teach you,
but I have to charge.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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August 22, 2013 8:48pm UTC

Plot Twist:
You make a milkshake&it brings all the boys to the yard

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nothing Important*
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August 12, 2013 9:53am UTC

I think I'm making milkshakes wrong because there not bringing boys to the yard

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happiest*
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August 7, 2013 2:35pm UTC

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard all of them the ground begins to rumble and 3 billion boys pour in over the hills in an huge boy tsunami, eclipsing the sun, destroying everything in their path. the entire city is razed to the ground. The screams of boys being crushed to death among the fray combines into a deafening roar of suffering. I stare at my milkshake with hollow, haunted eyes. What have I done.

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ecawesomeness
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July 27, 2013 1:50am UTC

i want a milkshake
then go make one
i cant ):
why not?
my mom doesn't like it when all the boys are in her yard

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BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
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July 19, 2013 10:13am UTC

Stupidest Song Lyrics Ever & My Response To Them.
I believe I can fly!!!!!
No you can't. I thought you learnt that when you were a toddler.
'I need you, boo.'
Shut up! You don't need my ''boo''.
'I'm sexy and I know it.'
Well, you obviously aren't. Stop singing that you smug, arrogant pain in the butt.
'I'll show you mine if you show me yours.'
Omg omg omg! I'm under the legal age!!!!
'I tried to be a boy, I tried to be a girl.'
Well what are you then?
'Next to her cheap silicone I look minimal.'
Guys! Shakira isn't as dumb as I thought! She knows what silicone is. And she also knows what minimal means!
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
''It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours." '
Ooh! Sounds yummy. Can I stop by for a cup later?
Hope you enjoyed it!

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