Laugh Quotes

SarahCouchy33
posted a quote
July 3, 2014 9:27pm UTC

If you
Laugh
A lot,
When you get older
your wrinkles will be
in the right places.

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Crazy girl*
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June 30, 2014 12:32pm UTC

I'm jealous of girls with cute laughs because it's probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.

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SuperNovaChic
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June 29, 2014 8:17pm UTC

There’s a lot of unspoken pressure to keep liking the things you used to like and to keep dressing the way you’ve always dressed.
To never question what you believe in and basically “be yourself” has slowly morphed into “be what everyone knows you as."
Trust me when I say if you just give it up and simply make decisions and take actions based purely on what would make you happy.
You’ll gain a very comforting sense of self peace.

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Beanie*
posted a quote
June 29, 2014 9:39am UTC

live
laugh
love

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ilovemybestfriendmike_610
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June 28, 2014 2:05am UTC

marry your best friend. i do not say that lightly. really. truly find the strongest, happiest, friendship in the person you fall in love with. someone who speaks highly of you. someone you can laugh with, the kind of laughs that make youre belly ache, and your nose snort. the embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. wit is important. life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love and madness combine and course through you. a love that will never dilute -- even when that waters get deep and dark.

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ilovemybestfriendmike_610
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June 18, 2014 11:20am UTC

the right person is the one who makes you laugh for no reason, and smile on a daily basis. the one you can fool off with and not care. the one staring you in the face. that person is your best friend.
-nm

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
June 13, 2014 3:53pm UTC

You can judge a lot about a person's character by what they laugh at...

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
June 12, 2014 2:36pm UTC

Mom: I have glue on my hand. Now everything will get stuck.
Me: Don't stereotype glue, rac!st sister.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
June 10, 2014 5:35pm UTC

Sure, I've tried yoga before.
I've tried Greek yoga too.
My favorite is yoga with the fruit on the bottom.
Wait, why are you bending like that?

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Crazy girl*
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June 7, 2014 8:28am UTC

I wish i had a cute laugh or one of those laughs that make other people laugh but i sound like a hyperventilating walrus with asthma!

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
June 6, 2014 3:55pm UTC

That fake laugh you do when you have no idea what someone just said to you.

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
June 5, 2014 11:52am UTC

That moment, when you and your best friend look at each other and know what you are thinking and both laugh.

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Crazy girl*
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June 1, 2014 1:33pm UTC

Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us

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Tilly*
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May 31, 2014 4:38pm UTC

~MORNING S.E.X~
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing the usual
soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt
that she usually slept in.
As he walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
His eyes lit up and he thought,
"I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to loose the moment, he embraced her and he gave her
is all;right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "thanks," and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a bit puzzled, he asked,
"What was that all about?"
She explained, "the egg timer's broken."

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SuperNovaChic
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May 28, 2014 5:16pm UTC

THE BEST KINDS OF LAUGHTER:
1. Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent.
2. Feeling a 6 pack coming.
3. Tears coming out of your eyes.
4. That stupid seal clapping thing that happens.
5. Busting out laughing minutes later after the thing that made you laugh is past.
6. Smiling so big that your face actually hurts.
7. Almost falling off/over whatever you are sitting on/standing on.
8. Feeling like you might pee your pants.

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shoot4thestars
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May 27, 2014 1:38pm UTC

Life is short.
I don't know why it took me so long to realise it but I want to live it to my full potential
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I'm really not as alone as I thought I was

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