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SuperNovaChic
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April 7, 2014 6:19pm UTC

The greatest gift some people can give the world is to close their mouth.
Nobody wants to hear negativity 24/7.

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SuperNovaChic
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April 7, 2014 6:14pm UTC

I like pizza better than I like 98% of the human population. v.v

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FacelesAngel*
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April 7, 2014 11:24am UTC

I am excited by a new day!
I want to throw
my pillow at a new day
and then sleep until the
next new day...
And repeat.

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SuperNovaChic
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April 7, 2014 10:40am UTC

From the moment I saw you, knew I was going to be spending the rest of my life avoiding you.

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SuperNovaChic
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April 6, 2014 2:36pm UTC

I have the social skills of a sparkly Ugg.

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FacelesAngel*
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April 6, 2014 1:56pm UTC

I don't want to KEEP CALM;
I want to LAUGH until I cry;
LOVE until I die.
I want to SCREAM to the world;
And just be DESERVED.
Life is too short to KEEP CALM;
So LIVE until you can't;
And LOVE when you can.

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SuperNovaChic
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April 4, 2014 6:02pm UTC

When a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does a hipster buy its album? XD

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thisgirljamie
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April 3, 2014 11:27pm UTC

YOUR A$$ IS GRASS AND I'M GOING TO MOW IT

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SuperNovaChic
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April 3, 2014 9:40pm UTC

Using a thesaurus to make your writing sound more interesting is the most elderly ruse in the tome.

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SuperNovaChic
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April 3, 2014 12:48pm UTC

I watched Transformers today. I've spent 30mins in my garage telling my car I know his secret. He's shy.

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SuperNovaChic
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April 2, 2014 8:39pm UTC

“Can I pet him or will he bite?” is a fun thing to ask parents that keep their kid on a leash.

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SuperNovaChic
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April 2, 2014 7:02pm UTC

Philosopherer's Stone: We're probably gonna need to close Hogwarts.
Chamber of Secrets: We should really consider closing Hogwarts.
Prisoner of Azkaban: Sooo are we closing Hogwarts?
Goblet of Fire: Someone died we should really close Hogwarts now.
Order of the Phoenix: Nope? Not closing Hogwarts?
Half-Blood Prince: Really guys it's time to close Hogwarts!
Deathly Hallows: Hogwarts is kinda blown up guys, do we close it now? No? Great.

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SuperNovaChic
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April 2, 2014 2:08pm UTC

Hungry isn’t even a feeling for me anymore it’s become a personality trait.

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SuperNovaChic
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April 2, 2014 12:12pm UTC

If someone could find my motivation and return it to me I'll reward them greatly.

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SuperNovaChic
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April 2, 2014 11:08am UTC

Sorry I accidentally inhaled your air guitar. XD

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SuperNovaChic
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March 31, 2014 6:49pm UTC

If I committed a crime the investigators wouldn't be able to get my prints because my fingertips are always covered in Doritos dust. XD