Laugh Quotes

TheCovertComic
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July 18, 2020 5:48pm UTC

Sitcoms have a laugh track because they must not have a cry track.

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seafoam*
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August 26, 2017 8:41pm UTC

W H E N Y O U L O S E Y O U R L A U G H Y O U L O S E
Your FooTInG.

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AgainstNoOne
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November 14, 2016 12:45am UTC

There was a time in my life when everything lined up perfectly. I was on top of the world. I thought, "Life is easy!"
Then came the time when no matter what I did, I couldn't seem to get it right. I thought to myself "Life is so hard!" After all that, I just wanted to sleep. "Wake me up when this is all over.." I would say.
That's when everything changed and my life was simply unrecognizable.
So I learned to ride the waves, appreciate the blessings, and see life for what it really was.
-- An Adventure

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seafoam*
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October 10, 2016 7:29pm UTC

Your entire body shakes when you laugh, As if your sense of humor was built on a fault line And the coast of your heart falls into the ocean of yourself And I’m left looking for this Atlantis.

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Anujsomany
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August 31, 2016 12:44am UTC

"Perhaps the only way for a husband to know the true mind graph of his wife is to make her laugh wildly or annoy her deeply enough; else she can hide many SECRETS from him all throughout her life."
~Anuj Somany

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yourcool
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July 14, 2016 8:12pm UTC

I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

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musicure
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April 21, 2016 2:38pm UTC

lights will guide you home

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Failure*
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June 23, 2015 11:11pm UTC

Did you hear me, when I said
I love the way you laugh.

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GastlyHorror
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May 29, 2015 5:33pm UTC

The mirror is my enemy. My bed is my friend. My hair must hate me, I comb it to no end.

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GastlyHorror
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May 25, 2015 1:36pm UTC

Getting up out of bed is hard work...
Cause..you know...
effort and stuff.

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iwannabeyours*
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May 9, 2015 12:44pm UTC

matty healy

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scorpiofriend
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May 3, 2015 9:12pm UTC

LOL IM SO BROKE IT HURTS LIKE OUCH

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trishafaye819
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April 18, 2015 2:59pm UTC

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.

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Dudu*
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April 3, 2015 3:41am UTC

☺
I feel like I'm the only one playing by the rules. Yet I'm the only one who never wins.

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Dudu*
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April 3, 2015 3:40am UTC

☺
Just because I laugh it off, it doesn't mean it's funny.

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💖ForeverandAlways*
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February 11, 2015 12:52pm UTC

LAUGHTER is the best medicine.
but if you're laughing without any reason,
you need medicine
~ Unknown

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__freespirit__
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January 9, 2015 2:43pm UTC

Kiss him even if it'll break your heart.
Kiss him even if you know it'll make you cry.
Kiss him even if you shouldn't.
Just get hurt and cry and love,
As much as you want and as much as you can.
Because the only thing you can run out of is time,
And once you run out of time,
You can't kiss him.

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McDreamer*
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December 29, 2014 10:51am UTC

Laugh
as much as you breathe
and love as long as you
live

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
November 24, 2014 9:25pm UTC

Don't mind me
I'll just laugh loudly at my joke
Because I'm funny
And you don't seem to appreciate my humor

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thelostheartedteen
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November 21, 2014 2:48pm UTC

Yesterday, my sister and I were talking about our biggest fears. I asked her what she was most scared of and she said, "I'm terrified that we will never find world peace and that more wars will happen which will result in more deaths and more people dealing with the losses of their loved ones. " And then she asked me, and I scratched my head and replied with, "Well... Bears, mostly."

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