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SuperNovaChic
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May 16, 2014 4:23pm UTC

The awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you never even dated.

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SuperNovaChic
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May 13, 2014 6:12pm UTC

"Beauty sleep" is bullsh!t. I can sleep for 10+ hours every night and I would still look like a trashcan. XD

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Crazy girl*
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May 12, 2014 2:55pm UTC

My laugh ranges anything from Peter griffin (family guy) to Alesha Dixon!

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SuperNovaChic
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May 9, 2014 10:10pm UTC

Personally, I'd be offended if a person jumped out of a cake to surprise me.
They are contaminating perfectly good cake!
The only thing I want hiding inside my cake is more cake.

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SuperNovaChic
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May 8, 2014 5:41pm UTC

ONLY 90S KIDS WILL GET THIS! -A birth certificate with 1990-1999.

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SuperNovaChic
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May 5, 2014 1:05pm UTC

Person: You're blocking the view!
Me: I am the view. XD

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SuperNovaChic
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May 5, 2014 10:56am UTC

"If you dated an FBI agent and then you broke up, they would be your..
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................. Fed Ex."

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SuperNovaChic
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April 30, 2014 1:35pm UTC

Bob the Builder can't even fix my social life. Oh ._.

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Morgan*
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April 29, 2014 8:14pm UTC

My smile says "Come talk to me, I'm nice," but my laugh says "Take me to the mental asylum".

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gravity_enemy
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April 25, 2014 11:02am UTC

I can see them look at me.
They’re staring, though, those stares are vacant.
They’ve never felt how I’ve felt.
I’ve never felt how they’ve felt.
So there can be no mutual understanding.
And everyone will just keep on, being different.
But not for the better.
Because they will continue to laugh at me...
As if I were a mouse trying to fly.
And I will continue to laugh at them...
As if they were an armadillo trying to fight a lion.

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absent *
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April 23, 2014 5:57pm UTC

Sharing perfume with your friends so that you all walk into class smelling the same. :')

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SuperNovaChic
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April 18, 2014 4:47pm UTC

I caught you a delicious bass. XD

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SuperNovaChic
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April 16, 2014 9:40pm UTC

Me: *answering multiple choice questions*
Me: *reads all the choices*
Brain: One choice can transform you.
Me: *gets stuck between two choices*
Brain: One choice can destroy you.
Me: *ticks one of them randomly*
Brain: One choice will define you.

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SuperNovaChic
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April 15, 2014 4:18pm UTC

The best job ever?
Working as Sleeping Beauty at Disney World.
You just lay down all day.
If anyone bothers you, it's like excuse me, I'm working here.

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KissMyAxe*
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April 15, 2014 11:59am UTC

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

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SuperNovaChic
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April 11, 2014 6:44pm UTC

Next thing you know, you'll be in an alley meeting up with a black market Twinkie dealer. XD

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SuperNovaChic
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April 10, 2014 10:52pm UTC

Me: *makes a mistake.*
Me: *thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years.*
#TrueStory T__T

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SuperNovaChic
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April 9, 2014 5:48pm UTC

Me: *sings*
Doe, a deer, a female deer.
Ray, a drop of golden sun.
Me, a name I call myself.
Far, a long, long way to run.
Sew, a needle pulling thread.
La, a note to follow Sew.
Tea, a drink with jam and bread.
My little sister: *holds up German dictionary*
Anyone want to learn German?
Me: That will bring us back to No!

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SuperNovaChic
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April 9, 2014 11:58am UTC

Have you noticed how we're going to end up like Plankton from Spongebob?
You know, marrying our computer. XD

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SuperNovaChic
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April 8, 2014 1:04pm UTC

So people wouldn't be afraid of spiders if they could just talk to them, you know?
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
I imagine spiders to be very polite for some odd reason XD

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