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"If you dated an FBI agent and then you broke up, they would

47 faves · 2 comments · May 5, 2014 10:56am

SuperNovaChic

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love · breakup · funny · cute · joke · weird · random · laugh · ummm · quote

gmarie · 9 years ago
So my neighbor is an FBI agent, and like a year or so ago she got divorced from her husband, who is also an FBI agent. If she doesn't use this joke at some point, I swear...
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SuperNovaChic · 9 years ago
That is total perfection, fate wants this joke to be said. XD
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