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Loner_in_Lalaland
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March 17, 2021 3:32pm UTC

I forgot about this website totally!
but I am back after 4-5years ᕙ( • ‿ • )ᕗ
damn I can't believe I actually recovered this account :)

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sydneyajackson
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December 1, 2019 6:46pm UTC

sydney
a random 20-year-old college student
who occasionally procrastinates on this
website

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sydneyajackson
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December 1, 2019 6:43pm UTC

sydney
a random 20 year old college student
who occassionally procastinates on this
website

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SuicidalHeart
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May 27, 2018 2:17am UTC

Me: I'm going to bed early
Me at 2 am: I'm gonna write a song about bread.

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Storyofmylife586
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June 22, 2017 8:39pm UTC

Ok so I have discovered my old witty account and turns out my old laptop has the old password. Ever look back on your posts and think: Wow, I was one moody teenager ? It's like travelling back in time!

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barbs
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March 21, 2017 8:09am UTC

everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personaility

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barbs
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March 20, 2017 9:42am UTC

it's been 6 long years, do people still use this?

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AgainstNoOne
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January 1, 2017 8:29pm UTC

I remember 2016 like it was yesterday...

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SuicidalHeart
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December 7, 2016 5:12am UTC

Hello peoples!! Sorry for any late replies. Follow me on Wattpad. I respond a lot quicker on that app. My username is skylayn1001. Thanks!

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crimson24
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November 23, 2016 2:14am UTC

life is a blind roller coaster...but even roller coasters have rails.

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SuicidalHeart
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November 11, 2016 3:55pm UTC

Pizza cakes need their filling like geeks need cheese.

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SuicidalHeart
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November 10, 2016 5:37pm UTC

I rather be a needle in a haystack than a haystack in a needle.

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SuicidalHeart
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November 10, 2016 5:36pm UTC

When life gives you lemons make apple juice

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OhStephh_*
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October 1, 2016 5:01pm UTC

Why I like witty? cause i can say how I really feel about people and people not knowing who I am talking about or who I am.

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Loner_in_Lalaland
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September 25, 2016 8:23am UTC

And All Those Never Ending Talks N Laughter Has Turned Only To Wishing Each Other On Our Birthdays

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Loner_in_Lalaland
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September 24, 2016 3:28pm UTC

Sometimes You Just Gotta Make Up Your Mind That You Will Never Be Happy As You Once Was

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*compassionate soul*
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August 30, 2016 10:22pm UTC

I think I need a journal

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Ampharos
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June 21, 2016 6:47pm UTC

Amphabulous!

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AgainstNoOne
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June 19, 2016 12:46am UTC

Hot person walks in:

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AgainstNoOne
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June 7, 2016 1:55am UTC

*Puppy crawls on my lap*
Me: (This puppy is sooo cute! Wait! I gotta be masculine about this.)
Friend: Awww she likes you! She doesn't like new people too often so this is the first time she's actually crawled on someone.
Me: (Omg this puppy! Awww. Must maintain composure! Awww she's looking at me and licking my fingers.)
~7 hours later and I'm home~
Me: OMG OMG OMG THAT WAS THE CUTTEST PUPPY EVER!!! IT WAS TAKING LITTLE STEPS TOWARDS ME AND AHHHHHH!!! I WANT TO ADOPT EVERY PUPPY I SEE!!!! AND SHE WAS TRYING TO CLIMB THE STAIRS BUT SHE WAS SCARED OF THE STAIRS BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T CLIMB THEM SO WELL!!! AHHH!

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