~MORNING
S.E.X~
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing the
usual
soft boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the
T-shirt
that she usually slept in.
As he walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said
softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very
moment!"
His eyes lit up and he thought,
"I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my
lucky day!"
Not wanting to loose the moment, he embraced her and he gave
her
is all;right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "thanks," and returned to the
stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a bit puzzled, he asked,
"What was that all about?"
She explained, "the egg timer's
broken."
dolph* · 9 years ago
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