Government Quotes

Jillian Marie*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 3:05pm UTC

You know that there's something wrong with the world
when someone in your government class asks if they can
research Martin Luther King Jr. for their paper on a former
president of their choosing.

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 2:59pm UTC

people are making a big deal about the government shutdown but hey i can still get on the internet so

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 2:27pm UTC

Here government have a snickers you tend to shut down when you’re hungry

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StephanieCollado
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 10:36pm UTC

If the government shutdown,
Do we have to pay taxes?
Is that still a thing?

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 5:50am UTC

Government: We're still going to be using the military.
Government: And they'll still be getting paid... kinda.
Government: I mean, it'll just be a little delayed... yeah... delayed.
Government: Oh, and don't forget to keep paying taxes.
Government: And you have to listen to us because even though
we're no longer the government, we're still the government.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 10:51pm UTC

*Yesterday*
SourceFed: US government on brink of shutdown?!
*Today*
Everyone: OMG the government is shutdown!
Well, that was fast.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 8:26pm UTC

I think the government should grow the f/ck up and stop acting like children. You're running a f/cking country, you can't just shut down because you can't f/cking agree.

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brookeleigh626
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 7:21pm UTC

If the government
can just shut down because
it decided it didn't want to meet an
important project deadline,
then so can i.

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Melrose*
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 5:46pm UTC

im literally about to lose it. with everyone posting on facebook about their opinions of the government shutting down. OMG stfu. stop blaming obama. you sitting there posting that hes to blame is not only ignorant but stupid. theres this awesome thing called google please look up what is actually going on before you jump on the band wagon of trying to find every little thing that happens inour country and blame it on obama.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 9:43am UTC

So, if I lie to the government, it's a felony. But if they lie to me its politics?

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 9:35am UTC

if i had 1 dollar for every lie the government has told i'd have more money than the government

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 4:34pm UTC

If you shut off the internet
in the U.S., we would overthrow the Government within hours.

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theinfinitejar
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 1:51pm UTC

Vote for NOBODY!
NOBODY will keep election promises!
NOBODY will listen to your concerns!
NOBODY will help the poor and unemployed!
NOBODY tells the truth!
NOBODY is the BEST CHOICE for YOU!
I saw this online. Nmq. Not meant to bash anybody. I just thought it was "witty." Ha....ha...ha...

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DakkyDukky
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 4:55am UTC

The person who thought up of marriage was creepy as hell, like ''Hey you, I love you so much, I'm going to get the government involved so you can't leave.'' :L

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Vinita*
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 10:00pm UTC

I want a real democracy
Not this thing we call "America"

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 5:38pm UTC

If "pro" is the opposite of "con", the opposite of progress must be... Congress??

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cannon
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 10:21pm UTC

If you type in "illuminati" backwards,
followed by ".com" in your address bar,
you'll end up US government's national security page.

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cujo*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 10:25am UTC

Tomorrow's a big day, some people are gonna celebrate, families are gonna stay home in hiding, and many riots are gonna break out (as if they haven't already). This time we're all really screwed. Can't. freaking. wait.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 5:05pm UTC

WHAT IF WE CAN BREATHE IN SPACE
AND THE GOVERNMENT IS JUST LYING TO US SO WE WON'T ESCAPE?

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Christina*
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 3:19am UTC

CNN is paid by the US government for reporting on some events, and not reporting on others. The Obama Administration pays CNN for content control.
Just let that sink in..

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