Best Government Quotes This Month

happiest*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 2:27pm UTC

Here government have a snickers you tend to shut down when you’re hungry

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 10:16am UTC

Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realizes that they are actually just marking students for their memory and not their intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sitting and memorizing stuff that they're not going to use in the future.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 4:34pm UTC

If you shut off the internet
in the U.S., we would overthrow the Government within hours.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 10:16pm UTC

It's sad how the government won't build a fence at the southern border to keep out illegal immigrants but they'll put fences around national monuments to keep out veterans.

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XxsilentxforeverxX *
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 8:42pm UTC

Don't Steal
the government
hates competition
nmq

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 15, 2013 3:42pm UTC

About 230 years ago, we were ready to fight over a 2% tax increase on a beverage. What happened?

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 9:49pm UTC

Well, if the government can shut down, why can't I?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 3:45pm UTC

I'd just like to say a few things.
--You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
--What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
--The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
--You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
--When half of the population gets the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them; and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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cannon
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 10:21pm UTC

If you type in "illuminati" backwards,
followed by ".com" in your address bar,
you'll end up US government's national security page.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 8:12pm UTC

When tyranny becomes law,
rebellion becomes duty

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 9:35am UTC

if i had 1 dollar for every lie the government has told i'd have more money than the government

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capsized*
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 12:30am UTC

goodnight
sleep tight
don’t let the patriarchy steal your basic human rights

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 15, 2013 3:46pm UTC

The goal of the original Tea Party was to throw the tea overboard, not to sink the whole ship.

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skimmingthepavement
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 2:08am UTC

Whoever invented marrige was creepy.
"Hey, I like you so much that I want to get the government involved so you can't leave. Ever."

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 8:54pm UTC

The government shut down and us people are making jokes about it. But wait til we try to swipe our debt cards and dora jumps out saying swiper no swiping

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brookeleigh626
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 7:21pm UTC

If the government
can just shut down because
it decided it didn't want to meet an
important project deadline,
then so can i.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 9:43am UTC

So, if I lie to the government, it's a felony. But if they lie to me its politics?

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
December 5, 2013 8:24pm UTC

Kid: Why do I have to go to school.
Mom: So you can be molded into a state approved homogenous drone that cannot think outside of the prescribed consensus. You will learn to repeat information instead of how to think for yourself so that you don't become a threat to the status quo. When you graduate you will get a job and pay your taxes in order to perpetuate the corporate system of indentured servitude.

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 5:38pm UTC

If "pro" is the opposite of "con", the opposite of progress must be... Congress??

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^_^*
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 11:57am UTC

Don't steal,don't lie and don't cheat.
The government hates competition.

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