Government Quotes

TheCovertComic
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January 31, 2020 6:24pm UTC

Warning: consequences of consequence management may not be manageable.

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TheCovertComic
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January 17, 2020 7:19pm UTC

You can't make this stuff up. Making this stuff up is a violation of Title 18, Section 1001 of US federal law.

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TheCovertComic
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May 18, 2019 12:30am UTC

Any time the government denies knowledge, it's speaking the truth.

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TheCovertComic
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October 29, 2017 11:22am UTC

The government that peers over your shoulder can also look down your shirt.

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beccaboo1999
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April 22, 2014 9:24pm UTC

Love is a highly addictive "drug" that the government can never ban. <3

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KayleighJean
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March 26, 2014 7:03am UTC

This extra school thing
will not affect my school
thank the lawd

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capsized*
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March 20, 2014 12:30am UTC

goodnight
sleep tight
don’t let the patriarchy steal your basic human rights

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mtndewhm*
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February 4, 2014 3:37pm UTC

"Where did the party go?"
i ask myself as I sit on my bed in my Cookie Monster pjs, doing government homework and drinking a caramel cappuccino in a desperate attempt to stay awake.

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 10, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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mtndewhm*
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December 5, 2013 8:24pm UTC

Kid: Why do I have to go to school.
Mom: So you can be molded into a state approved homogenous drone that cannot think outside of the prescribed consensus. You will learn to repeat information instead of how to think for yourself so that you don't become a threat to the status quo. When you graduate you will get a job and pay your taxes in order to perpetuate the corporate system of indentured servitude.

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Pointless...*
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December 4, 2013 9:53pm UTC

The Fifth Amendmant in The Bill of Rights claims there is freedom of speech.
If this is true, why do we have phone bills?
And why do people get put in jail for saying something on their mind to police officers??

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we2areawesome
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November 27, 2013 3:04pm UTC

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Barack Obama
@BarackObama
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@nickjonas @joejonas @kevinjonas get back together or i'm shutting down the government again
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MySecretReality
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October 24, 2013 5:58am UTC

If every time you deleted a pic or message from your phone it was sent to the government. How screwed are you?

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Hale_Storm18
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October 20, 2013 3:45pm UTC

I'd just like to say a few things.
--You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
--What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
--The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
--You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
--When half of the population gets the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them; and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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MyWittyProfile
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October 19, 2013 9:49pm UTC

Well, if the government can shut down, why can't I?

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Maicy Rasmus*
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October 17, 2013 8:54pm UTC

The government shut down and us people are making jokes about it. But wait til we try to swipe our debt cards and dora jumps out saying swiper no swiping

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Hale_Storm18
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October 15, 2013 3:46pm UTC

The goal of the original Tea Party was to throw the tea overboard, not to sink the whole ship.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 15, 2013 3:42pm UTC

About 230 years ago, we were ready to fight over a 2% tax increase on a beverage. What happened?

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greyskies
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October 5, 2013 1:30pm UTC

Look at what happened when Green Day woke up. The entire US government shut down.Go back to sleep, Green Day.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 4, 2013 10:16pm UTC

It's sad how the government won't build a fence at the southern border to keep out illegal immigrants but they'll put fences around national monuments to keep out veterans.

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