Best Genius Quotes Ever

happiest*
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October 19, 2013 4:26pm UTC

miley literally is a genius she did all of this sh-t at award shows and performances and made people talk about her for months, and her album ends up being #1 and breaking records and now she’s just sitting back at her house laughing about all the money/success she has and going back to taking selfies with her dogs. she’s so smart.

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Ethanol
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October 14, 2013 9:37am UTC

A loser might just beat a
genius through hard work and determination.

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CharliesTheName
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July 2, 2013 5:07pm UTC

Captain America: At least we have superpowers!
Captain America: Take off your suit and what are you?
Iron Man: Genius.
Iron Man: Billionaire.
Iron Man: Playboy.
Captain America: ....

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 10:57am UTC

Solve if you are geniusIf
2+3 = 13
3+4 = 25
4+5 = 41
then
5+6 = ????

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*crybaby*
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March 5, 2014 4:42am UTC

marry a guy who has sisters because he's seen the female in her natural state
therefore won't have any unrealistic expectations of you

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Breeze
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 6:34pm UTC

T
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IF NO
HEN
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Format by Breeze

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Lane *
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 10:33pm UTC

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
~ Marilyn Monroe

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BravoSierra
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February 28, 2014 12:52pm UTC

I eat tacos over a tortilla.
That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco.

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Onism*
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Dear teacher,
Don't look at me like that while I'm counting on my fingers
Sincerely,
I could be a mathematical genius

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 8:06pm UTC

“I want to matter.”
-John Green

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sophsunflower12
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April 30, 2013 7:07pm UTC

“…there’s some people in this world who can just love and love and love no matter what.”
-John Green

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HeyItsAllyson
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 1:43pm UTC

I post genius status on Facebook:
1 like
Popular guy at school posts same status:
153483563 likes
True story

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
February 26, 2014 12:41am UTC

Having trouble breaking up with someone????
1. Lean in for a kiss
2. Stop before your lips touch theirs
3. Say "Oh ________, if only there was someone who loved you"
4. Walk away and let them die

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 7:05pm UTC

“How do you just stop being terrified of getting left behind and ending up by yourself forever and not meaning anything to the world? ”
-John Green

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 7:52pm UTC

“His missing piece was nowhere to be found .”
-John Green

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sophsunflower12
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May 13, 2013 8:04pm UTC

“I don’t like outside. I’m an inside person. ”
-John Green

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McDreamer*
posted a quote
April 22, 2015 12:15pm UTC

EVERYBODY IS A GENIUS. BUT IF YOU JUDGE A FISH BY ITS ABILITY TO CLIMB A TREE, IT WILL LIVE ITS WHOLE LIFE BELIEVING THAT IT IS S T U P I D
Albert Einstein

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BrokenTwilight
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 2:30pm UTC

Here's To the genius,
Who came up with the idea of
Fluffy socks
With rubber on the bottom.
You ruined my only means of happiness.
Sincerely,
Can't slide across the floor like a ninja.
Format: Juiletechoecho

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Gpc11
posted a quote
October 4, 2014 9:45pm UTC

People assume I’m smart when theysee my glasses case. Then they seethat I use it to store a Snickers barand they recognize my true genius.

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McDreamer*
posted a quote
March 7, 2015 7:28pm UTC

if c o n f u s i o n is the first step to
knowledge,
------------------------------------I must be a----
genius

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