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Calibri (Body) *
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October 30, 2014 3:36pm UTC

Been studying French for four years at school and all I know is gracias...

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BravoSierra
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March 20, 2014 4:39pm UTC

My mom accidently wrote that she is my spouse on her taxes.
This is a conversation I never thought I'd have.

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xxloveyabooxx
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March 5, 2014 8:46pm UTC

The awkward moment when you don't know if the person who snap chatted you sent the same picture to you that they have on there story

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Calibri (Body) *
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February 26, 2014 2:47pm UTC

Have you ever done something really awkward...
And then you think about it for at least 8 years?

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kateedacutie
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February 25, 2014 11:24pm UTC

My idea of flirting is staring from afar and naming our future children.

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BravoSierra
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February 14, 2014 11:43am UTC

That awkward moment
when you can tell someone has multiple accounts to favorite their own quotes.

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*silvergirl*
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December 30, 2013 7:53pm UTC

People don't understand,
even though I'm always with someone,
I never speak ,
I just listen, and understand.
After all,
why would my words have any importance

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emilygm*
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November 27, 2013 8:54pm UTC

*sigh* I don't know where you guys live, but I'm in Florida, and someone in the neighborhood next to mine just set off fireworks at 5:30 PM... for Thanksgiving...

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Radz*
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November 27, 2013 4:29pm UTC

Awkward moment when it suddenly hits you that your mum isn't a virgin anymore...

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BravoSierra
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November 22, 2013 3:47pm UTC

if you ever feel ignored, just remember,
will smith has a 21 year old son named trey smith.

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BravoSierra
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November 22, 2013 12:07am UTC

mom: brianna, why is there a guy climbing up to your balcony?
me: he's my romeo coming to find his juliet.
me: just kidding call the cops.

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AshleyyMariee
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November 19, 2013 5:26pm UTC

How did s.ex even start?"I think I love you so let me stick my p.enis in your v.agina"

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BravoSierra
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October 21, 2013 2:44pm UTC

white girl problems
"i'm not picking my nose, just fixing my nose ring."

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RaspberryHead
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October 12, 2013 5:15am UTC

Daniel Simenson: It's really difficult to be a human
Daniel Simenson: Like, have you ever done something awkward...
Daniel Simenson: ...And then thought about it for 8 years?

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jackwhat?*
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October 8, 2013 2:41am UTC

I wish i could back to the time i met you,id run away and never look back.

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wonderful_me
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October 7, 2013 4:05am UTC

Kid: Dear Santa, send me a brother
Santa: Send me your mother

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vanilla_shortcake
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October 2, 2013 2:33pm UTC

Format chickittylover
I was someone
whom everyone admired and liked but
nobody knew

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heyitsjo
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September 10, 2013 11:03pm UTC

what do guys mean by hangout? hangout as in legit hangout or more like a date??

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*silvergirl*
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September 10, 2013 8:59pm UTC

*First English class*
Teacher: Today we are gonna work on poetry.
Class: *groans*
Me: *smiles*
Teacher: LETS GET SOME EDGAR ALLEN POE UP IN THIS JOINT

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desperado*
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August 31, 2013 7:34pm UTC

I've never read the "terms and conditions " but I love to blindly agree to them

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