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heyitsjo
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August 25, 2013 10:36pm UTC

he just told me that we should both get our friends together and hang out...why would he want to hang out with me? like seriously im so lame haha

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artsylilacs
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August 5, 2013 8:19pm UTC

life is so embarrassing with me in it.

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DeathOfASon
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August 3, 2013 1:29am UTC

Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together
and we'd probably fullck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
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July 31, 2013 8:01pm UTC

Having to explain to a spammer that you are a male and therefore do not give a fúck about "Youtube beauty channels" or "outfit videos" ...

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DeathOfASon
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July 12, 2013 2:38pm UTC

the most uncomfortable part of breaking dawn
was when Bella and Edward were having sllex in their new house and bella was climaxing and this old lady next to me was like "i miss getting orgllasms like that."

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OnlyIfForANight99
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July 6, 2013 6:13am UTC

Me: Hey this person looks cool, let's go on her profile.
*Clicks on profile*
*Looks through persons quotes*
Me: Hey, what's that music?
*Music from a music video on the profile starts booming out my laptop*
Me: oh god stop stop stop ah where's the mute button stop stop stop ahhhh.
*Whole house wakes up*
*Laptop gets confiscated for being up at 4 in the morning. *
Please tell me i'm not the only one this happens to...

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kristy_loves_you_xoxo
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June 20, 2013 4:21am UTC

Theres that one boy,
That one boy who just makes ur day
He's done it before
Blown my mind
But now its gone so far,
he actually said it to me
But in a way that i wouldnt know?
He says "raw"
I ask " what does that mean?"
He replies " i made it up"
And i believed
So i said it back
I show my friends
And what happens
They tell me what it actually means..
i love you
Sometimes i wonder why he can never say it to my face
Its just so humiliating
having someone that cannot say
"I LOVE YOU"

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brickbyboringbeth*
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June 18, 2013 1:56pm UTC

"i think you're good enough"

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yuzermali
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 2:15am UTC

Brother: Why is Justin Beaver so-
Me: What did you just say?
Brother: I saaaaaid: why is Justin Beaver-
Me: Bieber. Justin Bieber.
Dad: Yeah, don insult the beavers.
Dad: What did they ever do to you?
Me:
Brother:
Me:
Brother:
Dad: what?
I swear this just happened. (Btw, my brothers eight so yeah...he actually thout it was Justain Beaver)

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BravoSierra
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June 12, 2013 9:15pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
My biggest pet peeve
is when I'm singing and the artist gets the words wrong.

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UniicornLuvver7
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May 21, 2013 11:00am UTC

So yesterday I walked to Arbys and walked inside wearing an Optimus Prime mask.
I rang the bell and yelled at the top of my lungs;
"THANK YOU GUYS FOR YOUR GREAT SERVICE! I LOVE YOU!"
And started clapping, that's when I noticed that the whole restaraunt was packed.
Sad thing is... This actually happened.

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Vanessa15*
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May 16, 2013 4:20am UTC

Your in the middle of asking a question to someone, but then the answer just pops up in your head. But you continue saying the question anyway.

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Vanessa15*
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May 16, 2013 4:14am UTC

Your in the middle of asking a question to someone, but then the answer just pops up in your head. But you continue saying the question anyway.

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BravoSierra
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May 8, 2013 12:50pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
That awkward moment
when you make eye contact with someone through the little crack in the bathroom stall.

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BravoSierra
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May 7, 2013 12:56pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Chocolate makes dogs REALLY tired.
Mine has been sleeping for like 3 days.

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BravoSierra
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May 2, 2013 12:55pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
That awkward moment
when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.

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nathaliee_xo
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 9:58pm UTC

be careful or you'll trip over my low self esteem

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MissHatty
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 12:25pm UTC

Me: Heyaa
Person: gtg byee
Me: oh

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---*
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 10:30am UTC

why is it called lukewarm
like why isn’t medium warm
who is this luke....

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Bree :)*
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 2:36am UTC

Whenever I'm watching tv and somebody is about to do something incredibly stupid, I always change the channel so I don't have to feel their pain with them.

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