Best Awks Quotes Ever

BravoSierra
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November 22, 2013 12:07am UTC

mom: brianna, why is there a guy climbing up to your balcony?
me: he's my romeo coming to find his juliet.
me: just kidding call the cops.

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BravoSierra
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May 2, 2013 12:55pm UTC

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That awkward moment
when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.

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BravoSierra
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May 8, 2013 12:50pm UTC

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That awkward moment
when you make eye contact with someone through the little crack in the bathroom stall.

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BravoSierra
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June 12, 2013 9:15pm UTC

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My biggest pet peeve
is when I'm singing and the artist gets the words wrong.

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idocartwheels
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 9:49pm UTC

Don't know what to write
but wanting to use this format.

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BravoSierra
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November 22, 2013 3:47pm UTC

if you ever feel ignored, just remember,
will smith has a 21 year old son named trey smith.

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BravoSierra
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May 7, 2013 12:56pm UTC

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Chocolate makes dogs REALLY tired.
Mine has been sleeping for like 3 days.

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*silvergirl*
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September 10, 2013 8:59pm UTC

*First English class*
Teacher: Today we are gonna work on poetry.
Class: *groans*
Me: *smiles*
Teacher: LETS GET SOME EDGAR ALLEN POE UP IN THIS JOINT

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BravoSierra
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October 21, 2013 2:44pm UTC

white girl problems
"i'm not picking my nose, just fixing my nose ring."

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BravoSierra
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March 20, 2014 4:39pm UTC

My mom accidently wrote that she is my spouse on her taxes.
This is a conversation I never thought I'd have.

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posted a quote
April 13, 2013 10:30am UTC

why is it called lukewarm
like why isn’t medium warm
who is this luke....

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BravoSierra
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February 14, 2014 11:43am UTC

That awkward moment
when you can tell someone has multiple accounts to favorite their own quotes.

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desperado*
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August 31, 2013 7:34pm UTC

I've never read the "terms and conditions " but I love to blindly agree to them

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alyson545
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 11:29pm UTC

shoutout to my mom for
giving birth to me
another socially awkward person added to the world right there

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 8:01pm UTC

Having to explain to a spammer that you are a male and therefore do not give a fúck about "Youtube beauty channels" or "outfit videos" ...

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Daanniieellee
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 1:32am UTC

Being witty famous is like sitting at the "cool" table in a mental hospital
<3

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RaspberryHead
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 5:15am UTC

Daniel Simenson: It's really difficult to be a human
Daniel Simenson: Like, have you ever done something awkward...
Daniel Simenson: ...And then thought about it for 8 years?

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 2:38pm UTC

the most uncomfortable part of breaking dawn
was when Bella and Edward were having sllex in their new house and bella was climaxing and this old lady next to me was like "i miss getting orgllasms like that."

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DeathOfASon
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August 3, 2013 1:29am UTC

Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together
and we'd probably fullck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.

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Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
October 30, 2014 3:36pm UTC

Been studying French for four years at school and all I know is gracias...

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