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SalemSoto
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June 5, 2013 1:41am UTC

HARDEST THING EVER?
CONTROLLING YOUR
laugh at serious times.

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Cammie
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June 5, 2013 8:19pm UTC

Oh, you got a 97 on a test and your upset about it?
here, use my 56 to dry your tears.

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bye*
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June 5, 2013 2:29pm UTC

all faces are made of skin and bones but some are considered attractive and some aren’t and that’s weird to think about

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MaddyWaddy
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June 5, 2013 11:37am UTC

IF YOU DON'T FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU WANT,
DON'T CRY FOR WHAT YOU LOST.

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sammy*
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June 5, 2013 4:04pm UTC

From a stranger to someone I can't stop thinking about.

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CharliesTheName
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June 5, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Me: Ughhh finals are coming up soon.
Everyone: Finals?
Everyone: Are you in summer school?
Everyone: School ended 3 weeks ago.
Me: No, my school is just scared of weather changes so we end school at the end of June.

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sammy*
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June 5, 2013 3:53pm UTC

is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it tear or tear
the world may never know.

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Infinity on high*
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June 5, 2013 5:24am UTC

In third grade this kid got into trouble for saying 'be free my n.iggas' when we realeased the butterflies.

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macccy_xo
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June 5, 2013 3:07pm UTC

"dude look at the personality on that girl"
"dang man i'd talk to her all night long"

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br0kenwings
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June 5, 2013 3:26am UTC

Fifteen Small Steps To Happiness
One. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.
Two. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.
Three. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.
Four. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.
Five. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.
Six. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.
Seven. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.
Eight. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.
Nine. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.
Ten. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.
Eleven. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.
Twelve. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.
Thirteen. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.
Fourteen. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.
Fifteen. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.

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Hale_Storm18
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June 5, 2013 7:06am UTC

Me in the morning: I'm gonna wear a dress today to school
Getting ready: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
As soon as I get on the bus: This was a terrible idea.

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16msavercool
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May 14, 2013 8:44pm UTC

I really wanna ask him out, but I don't want to risk a friendship. Help me idk what to do.

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BravoSierra
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June 3, 2013 8:17pm UTC

cop: sir, what is that bottle next to you?
man: water.
cop: sir, that is wine.
man: what?
man: that jesus.
man: he did it again.

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Cammie
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June 3, 2013 2:06pm UTC

Human bones are 5x stronger than steel.
I am 5 times stronger than superman.

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Cammie
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June 3, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Dear Vegetarians,
If you're trying to save animals, why are you eating their food?

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happiest*
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June 3, 2013 2:37pm UTC

A reported asked a couple:
"How did you manage to stay together for 65 years?"
The woman replied:"We were born in a time when if something was broken, we would fix it, not throw it away"
This is real love

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Cammie
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June 3, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Remeber when
# meant number?

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happiest*
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June 3, 2013 3:45pm UTC

Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!.
Me: That's silly there's no such thing as- OMG IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
Me: Just kidding, he only eats kids.
Me: Goodnight.

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f0r3v3rm0r3x3
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June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC

We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
"I like your eyes."
One day, I was playing basketball,
waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
Suddenly, I got a phone call.
It was her mom. She was in a panic.
I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
I had no clue what happened,
so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
Then I saw her, Kelsey.
My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
the main source of blood coming from her head.
I went to the hospital that night,
I went every night.
in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
It was all my fault.
If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
she wouldn't be going through this.
It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
"Kelsey?" I called.
She wasn't quite awake yet.
Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
I did, for a few hours.
One of the doctors finally came out saying,
"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
"Yes," I whispered.
He bit his lip.
"She woke up, she's fine,
but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
"You can go see her if you want,
but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
I walked in, trembling in horror.
I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

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moonbeampie
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June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC

*teacher calls name on roll*
normal people:Here!
me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
*sends email*
normal people: logs out.
me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
*arrives early to event*
normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
*somebody was mean to me*
normal people: argues, then forgets it.
me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
*remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
normal people: *laughs*
me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

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