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Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!.
Me: That's silly there's no such thing as- OMG IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
Me: Just kidding, he only eats kids.
Me: Goodnight.

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Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!. Me: That's

387 faves · 1 comments · Jun 3, 2013 3:45pm

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josiewdog123 · 1 decade ago
aaand that's why people don't ask me to babysit anymore
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