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TheCovertComic
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December 10, 2022 3:40am UTC

Newest social media acronym: LOLTWBWNOIW (Laugh out loud then weep bitterly when no one is watching).

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Forever Hers*
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July 29, 2022 10:44am UTC

This site has lost its love. How Sad.

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Josh Clown*
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December 20, 2017 1:34pm UTC

You never know, what meme you will see

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Juz_Zum_Zombie
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October 22, 2017 7:31pm UTC

If the snapchat filters can't make me cute nothing can

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Juz_Zum_Zombie
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October 3, 2017 3:24pm UTC

It's like..
I want to punch your stupid face in,
but if I saw someone else do it, I'd knock them out and then attend to your wound.

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AgainstNoOne
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September 21, 2017 9:06pm UTC

Friend: And what?! You answer to no one?
Me: *Doesn't answer*

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Juz_Zum_Zombie
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September 1, 2017 2:51pm UTC

Wake me up..
when September ends

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seafoam*
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June 26, 2017 6:55pm UTC

I CARE SO MUCH
I'M SICK.

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Lil_lamb
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April 5, 2017 3:15am UTC

It blows my mind how many people don't care about environmental issues because they don't believe that they will ever be impacted by them

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Gpc11
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March 31, 2017 12:00pm UTC

What's worse than a girl falling asleep during s3x?
A girl waking up during s3x.

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insecuritiesarelife
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March 2, 2017 11:29am UTC

sad but rad

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AgainstNoOne
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February 28, 2017 12:56am UTC

"I wish
there was a way to
know you're in the good old days
before you've actually left them."
- Andy from The Office
(:

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Rajsonkar
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February 23, 2017 12:22am UTC

Me trying to flirtHey
Hey how are you?
Good, how are you doing?
Good thanks and you?
Good and you?
Good thanks
Good
Sent

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Rajsonkar
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February 21, 2017 7:50pm UTC

When youare looking at your cush When your crush looks back at you

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AgainstNoOne
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January 21, 2017 3:28am UTC

"Doctors are advising people who are sensitive to the cold to go stand in a corner. Because as you know corners are always 90 degrees."
- Colin Mochrie from Whose Line

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E*
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January 14, 2017 6:07am UTC

The madness won't stop until i'm deceased.

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Gi1433
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October 20, 2016 12:23am UTC

That moment #12
When you get on Witty 4 years after you made it and cringe at everything you wrote

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Dishonored*
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October 3, 2016 11:38pm UTC

I said I'd never abandon witty... juggling work, my boyfriend (who lives in an area that only gets verizon service.. I don't have verizon), and studying has really shot that to hell

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*compassionate soul*
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September 5, 2016 6:37pm UTC

Your mind is sexy as f*ck.

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*compassionate soul*
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August 30, 2016 10:22pm UTC

I think I need a journal

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