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  1. brwneydgrl brwneydgrl
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    Click the ♥
    if you love Jesus,
    and your
    not ashamed to
    say so.
    (:
    Notmyformat.

  2. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2010 9:14pm UTC
    Who else remembers;
    "Does your mom wanna talk to my mom?"

  3. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    Did you know?
    Its impossible to say
    "Good Eye Might"
    without sounding Australian?
    (favorite if you tried it)

  4. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2015 11:31am UTC
    all these contradictions pouring out of me,
    just another girl in the 21st century

  5. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2016 4:34pm UTC
    here
    comes a
    feeling
    you
    thought
    you'd
    forgotten

  6. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2016 9:32pm UTC
    don't tell me you're happy,
    'cause this isn't love...
    so be careful what you wish for

  7. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2017 8:47pm UTC
    am I really that impossible to love?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2017 10:47pm UTC
    I want to change. I want to be different. I’m tired of constantly holding back tears. I’m tired of this crippling anxiety. I’m tired of loving you. I’m tired. Just so fücking tired. I want to wake up and live a different life. A life where I’m not all the things my head tells me I am.

  10. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2017 7:41pm UTC
    I don’t know how to love without using my whole heart. I don’t know what it's like to love someone "halfway". I practice giving love the same way I’d like to receive it.

  11. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2017 1:35pm UTC
    so much shït is changing that I can’t control and it’s so fücking overwhelming. I don’t like change, it scares the fücking shït out of me. why do people have to fück everything up? why does life have to beat the living shït out of you? why does everything have to be a game or a joke or a lie? why can’t things just be simple? why does everything have to hurt so fücking much? why do I even still care? I can’t hold my shït together anymore. I can’t breathe, this is too much.

  12. Nicole🙊* Nicole🙊*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2017 1:02pm UTC
    Every time I feel like I have hit bottom, the ground breaks beneath my feet

  13. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    Shutting the door
    To force your pet into
    spending time with you.

  14. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
    Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
    30% are over 18,
    and 15% are under 10,
    which leaves 5% of the population.
    2% of the remaining fish are taken,
    and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
    of the fish, what the fish looks like,
    and what you two have in common.
    After all of that narrowing down,
    there is only one fish left in the sea.
    That fish is your nemo, so
    never let anyone dare to tell you that
    there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥
     

  15. andreaax3 andreaax3
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2010 9:55pm UTC
    So today in English,
    my teacher informed us she knows when we're texting because
    "no one just looks down at their crotch & smiles." (:
    -----> B U S T E D ;; <-----

  16. Alybuzz Alybuzz
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    I'm Jealous Of My Parents
    I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
    . ......

  17. KatyMalfoy KatyMalfoy
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    for a very short period of
    time, you were the
    youngest person in the
    world.
    mind = blown.
    omgthatssotrue.tumblr.com

  18. liveandlearn_12 liveandlearn_12
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 5:32pm UTC
    Witty Girls Please Read:
    I'm Fifteen & I was Born with a
    Heart condition called Tetrogy of Fallot.
    On the outside I'm your average teenager, i
    listen to music, and i hangout with my best friends by the pool.
    what i was born with is four "errors" in my heart.
    carbonated blood gets reused and gets me really tired at
    and unbelievable rate. i can't run for two minutes without breathing heavy.
    in simple terms, i was born with a whole in my heart. I've had open heart surgery when
    I was two days old & when I was six months. I'm unable to play sports as well.
    My intention for telling you this is not for people to feel bad for me,
    but I need to have another surgery. My parents want to hold off for
    the millionth time. but i want to take a stand for myself. it's my sophomore year,
    I want be able to play sports.
    Soooo here's the deal if i get about 900 favorites my mom will allow me to have my surgery.
    thank you witty(:
    this is not fake, i'm not doing this for faves, if you have any questions, please ask.
    fdfjnfjnf

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    This Weekend is Father’s Day Weekend;
    Favorite if you love your dad and never want to lose him.*

    Iloveyoudad.<3 october6,2002.

  20. Julietxoxo Julietxoxo
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    That moment
    When a guy stretches so far , you can see his abbs and boxers.♥

:)

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