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  1. musicgirl917 musicgirl917
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2009 2:57pm UTC
    WSHG
    we stalk hot guys
    care to join our organization?
    the FBI is pretty jelous :)

  2. xotristy12xo xotristy12xo
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    my parents: you're beautiful honey
    old people: i bet all the boys are chasing after you already
    boys: ew what is that creature

  3. noahwood123 noahwood123
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    \_/ <----- Heres my cup of give a f***
    Oh look...it's empty.

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    What if your pillow
    Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
    You could plug it into your computer
    And watch them over again.

  5. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC
    Favorite this quote if..
    You're in the middle of heartbreak.
    You're battling cancer.
    You've lost a friend.
    You've changed this year.
    You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
    You've been bullied this year.
    You've been cheated on.
    Someone in your family has died.
    Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
    You've gotten major surgery this year.
    You're depressed.
    Favorite this quote if..
    you're going through something that no one could
    ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
    so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.

  6. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    them:were you dropped as a baby?
    me:yea, into a pool of sexy

  7. CandEProductions CandEProductions
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 8:52pm UTC
    Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
    Think about it...
    Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
    However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
    Now, which sounds more gay?

  8. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2010 9:34pm UTC
    Looking at the clock when
    your home from school, sick,
    and thinking;
    "I'm in ____ class right now."
    only me..?

  9. XXKatiiKatXX120 XXKatiiKatXX120
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE FREAKY GIRL IN YOUR GRADE THAT'S OBSESSED WITH HORSES♥

  10. xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo xoxoloveisallyouneedxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    Suicide Hotline-
    1-800-273-8255
    Favorite if you are willing to save
    some ones life by favoriting this quote.

  11. noahwood123 noahwood123
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:30pm UTC
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    We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us.
    .
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  12. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 2:57am UTC
    I Hate It How Your Nice
    To The Weird Kid
    & Then BOOM. Stalked For Life.

  13. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch

  14. x3wittyfades x3wittyfades
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    when you're home alone and
    someone knocks on your door;;
    10% say "who is it?"
    64% look through the peep hole.
    25% open the door
    1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
    fave if you're that 1% (;

  15. katieXOalice katieXOalice
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Fav if;
    You are shorter than
    5'8...
    :D

  16. iwrotethisforyou iwrotethisforyou
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    lazy fact #7256452565156897
    you were too lazy to read that number.
    format credit;; JustADream_

  17. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    Whenever you go to the doctors
    and the doctor asks you what's wrong
    you turn to your mom
    and she explains everything (:
    ♥ Fave if you do too ♥

  18. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    I bet I know you.
    You're a teenage girl, anywhere from 11 to 18. You're in Middle school or High school, but secretly all you want is to go back to Kindergarten. You love rain, deep conversations with your friends, and you flip your pillow to the cold side. You have a crush on a boy, who you think about every minute of every day. You think you love him. You take showers, not to get clean, but because you need to think. You use Facebook a lot, but Witty is your real home. Your legs are crossed and your computers on your lap, your sitting with a hair tie on your wrist and your left hand on your face. You're not the most popular girl in your grade but honestly you don't care. You love Taylor Swift and you have at least one song that describes your life. There's one girl that you dsperately wish you could look like, even if it's a celebrity or a girl in your school, even though you're beautiful. &Right now, you're scrolling through these Witty quotes, reading this one and nodding, even though the one thing that's on your mind is...
    him♥
    fave if any of these apply to you♥

  19. ShoutingYourName ShoutingYourName
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    A boy's sleepy voice
    is seriously the sexiest shittt ever.

  20. CMPSunday CMPSunday
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2010 9:01pm UTC
    Yes...
    I'm a girl
    I push doors that clearly say PULL
    I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
    I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there
    I count on my fingers in math class
    I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
    I wish for Love every 11:11,
    [I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain
    I say its a long story when it's really not
    I fall in love too hard too fast
    all I want is to kiss you in the rain
    -YES-I'M-A-GIRL-
    but thats more than it seems...

:)

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