Witty Profiles
There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
Yeah? Well
50% are girls,
30% are over 18,
and 15% are under 10,
which leaves 5% of the
population.
2% of the remaining fish are
taken,
and we haven't even gotten into the
personalities
of the fish, what the fish
looks like,
and what you two have in common.
After all of that narrowing down,
there is only one fish left in the
sea.
That fish is your
nemo, so
never let anyone
dare to tell you that
there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥
4528 faves · 66 comments · Jan 1, 2012 2:02pm
No*
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1 decade ago
yeah but that 1% is like 10,000 nemos because 100% = 100,000,000,000,000
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tigerkid
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1 decade ago
aw this is perf
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ChikinNewdleMallerzz
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1 decade ago
Your nemo(; Omg, I absolutely lovee this quote so much! It's too adorable and sweet(:
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caughtinthe_chains
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1 decade ago
lol sorry i didn't realise we couldn't date over 18s, are they like off limits now or something
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Kelly8620
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1 decade ago
I had to read this a few times to get it x[
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PaperPanda
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1 decade ago
Nope, it's still 100%... It says 2% of the remaining 5%... O.o
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kellyclarktson1
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1 decade ago
you know thats 102% but still very cool quote
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abster70
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1 decade ago
and dont forget that some of them could be homosexual (No offence to ANYONE!) i am just taking out another possibility
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erikaajaguarr96
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1 decade ago
How did you see this on tumblr? I made this myself..
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xojordannnxo
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1 decade ago
lol saw this on tumblr(:
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sayheyilyx
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1 decade ago
this is a REALLY depressing quote.
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dino_saursx3
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1 decade ago
50 + 30= 80 + 15 = 95 + 5 = 100 + 2 = 102% but i still like that quote
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whateveryousay1234
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1 decade ago
goodone:)
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mist7676
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1 decade ago
*looks for Nemo*
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BeautifulxxDisaster
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1 decade ago
Reminds me of How I Met Your Mother when Ted goes to the matchmaker.
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thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong
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1 decade ago
That's still 205,215,210 people. Which is why it's so hard. But I like this quote. :)
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mankeyman19
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1 decade ago
You still have 205,215,210 guys to choose from. Don't judge a book by the cover. But then again you didn't take that part in, because this is inspirational, and nice, and stuff so i like it.
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KateMiddleton
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1 decade ago
This is so cute! Lmao, my Nemo & I are texting right now; he texts me first all the time ♥
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lestrangeXstaygold
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1 decade ago
I love this :) nice job. Plus, I nicknamed the guy I like Nemo so now its even better.
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CalifornaGirl16 · 1 decade ago
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You lost me at "There are plenty of fish in the sea"