Wizard Quotes

FreakingPip*
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 7:51pm UTC

How to Flirt (Hogwarts Style)...
I don't know what Quidditch position you play, but you sure seem like a Keeper ;)

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exploration
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October 7, 2013 10:07pm UTC

Ones dismay: Chapter one.
My eyes adjustes to the dark bedroom as I lay on my back. It's 2am and I can't sleep, all I can hear is Tracys stupid pop music pounding through the walls and into my mind. But that's not whats bugging me, I recieved a phone call from Pheonix he said that someone was coming for me today, he said not to panic he said that they would be staying with me for a while. What does he mean a person? What does he mean a while? Who was he talking about?
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I open my eyes to find the sun shining through the cracks of the blinds by my window, it's warmth burning into my skin like laser beams. I lift myself off of the bed and into my slippers, I walk down the stairs and out into the lounge room where Pheonix is sitting on the couch, flicking through the channels on the tv.
"You need to get another set top box" He says, smiling.
"Are you paying?" I asked as he stood up.
"You wish, I have someone I'd like you to meet, and since you are one of the most powerful witches of our time, I thought that you would take care of him for a while" Pheonix said, using a hand motion to call over someone from the seldom used dining room.
"I'd like you to meet Dylan, Dylan is a wizard, his family was attacked yesterday and whoever attacked his family are after him too" Pheonix patted Dylan on the back and looked at me with a careful eye.
"Nice to meet you Dylan, I'm Diana" I said extending my hand to him.
Dylan reached out and shook my hand, his hand was strong and firm, he had obviously been working out.
Thats when it happened, I saw Dylan standing against a wall, a Ravenguard standing over him, the Ravenguard lifs one hand up his claws long and red.
"NO" I scream, but they can't hear me, I try running toward them but they seem to get more distant. The Ravenguard turns and looksat me with his red eyes. He turns back to Dylan, picks him up and flys off into the night.

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Raining_Sunshine
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August 16, 2013 12:37pm UTC

To be considered awesome you must be one of the following:
•a wizard
•a Shadowhunter
•a demigod
•Johnny Depp
I don't make the laws I just enforce them

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TheyCallMeNoah
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August 14, 2013 5:25pm UTC

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"Dude, trust me, I'm a wizard."
"Then prove it."
"Sorry, no magic outside of Hogwarts."
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bronte1234
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 7:05am UTC

guy: wanna go out?
girl: are you a demigod?
guy: no
girl: are you a wizard?
guy: no
girl: are you a shadowhunter?
guy: no
girl: are you a fictional character from at least one book?
guy: ummm, you do know fictional characters aren't re-
girl: IF YOU AREN'T FICTIONAL, WALK AWAY.

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CantLiveWithOut1D
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 1:57pm UTC

hold your
mouse over
this quote
and see
what happens

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capsized*
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 12:54am UTC

When I was 5
I wanted to be a princess
When I was 7
I wanted to be a ninja
When I was 10
A wizard
When I turned 13
A musician
And now
I want to be anything I can be
as long as it gets me out of here
and isn't it sad that once you get older
dreams don't matter as much
as escaping does?
-C.D.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 19, 2013 11:37am UTC

If I were a magic wizard, I wouldn't harm people when they made me mad.
Instead, I'd just put these really messed up and random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they'd wet their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday, they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

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bigbootycutiee_13
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April 6, 2013 10:48am UTC

I wanna be with you more than Snape wanted to be with Lilly. & since we're on the subject, I also want to be a wizard.

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Livelovemusic11
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April 2, 2013 2:59pm UTC

You guys don't know how much I want to be a wizard and go to Hogwarts. Then during the summer turn into a demi god and go to Camp Half-Blood.

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psych0social_
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 11:05am UTC

Do not pity the dead, pity the living

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cookiemonster07
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 9:50am UTC

Harry: “So light a fire!”
Hermione: “Yes… of course… but there’s no wood!”
Ron: “HAVE YOU GONE MAD!” ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!”

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TheDysfunctional
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 7:57pm UTC

They lied about Wizard101,
I only know like 10 spells, not hundreds.

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Alexwise
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February 22, 2013 6:48pm UTC

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?" I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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sheviee98
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February 21, 2013 1:48am UTC

somewhere over the rainbow
way up high...
THEY BETTER HAVE SOME DANG SKITTLES.

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officialmona
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 11:31pm UTC

Does anyone else, at all think that Tom Felton looks a bit like Ryan Gosling? A bit? Anyone...

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officialmona
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 4:37pm UTC

Voldemort: so wait, I just have to lie?
Pinochio: yup

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xxreadytoflyxx
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February 8, 2013 8:56pm UTC

♥Magic In My Eyes♥
Prologue
Crystal's P.O.V
My name is Crystal.
I come from England, and that's why I have a thick, British accent.
I have a deep dark secret that only my family knows.
I'm a good witch.
No one believes in fairytales and beautiful creatures, like fairies or unicorns; now you should.
Now I'm going to tell you a story.
A story where a little girl named Ava found out about me.
I was in the middle of using my powers; then a girl, she looked about sevenish, walked by, and asked me what I was doing.
"Promise you won't tell anyone?" I whispered.
She nodded eagerly, and her eyes widened when I told her I was a witch.
She was excited; she was still one of those girls that wanted to be a fairytale princess when she was older.
"Tell me why you're here, in the dark, on the street, alone." I demanded.
"I-I'm homeless," she wailed.
I gasped. "I'll help you find a new home," I said softly.
"Are you good or bad?" she asked in a quiet voice.
"I'm a good witch," I replied, truthfully. "You can live with me."
Ava's eyes lit up. They were glowing so bright.
"Thank you so much! You saved my life!" she hugged me.
"You're welcome," I smiled.
I was in the bathroom, with a long blue dress on.
It had twinkles of silver that went along with it, which went well with my straight, blonde hair.
I walked out of the bathroom, calling to Ava. "I'm done! You can come in now."
When she got out, we just sat on two, white couches, as I poured some tea into little expensive glass cups.
There was a little glass table in front of us, as I put my tea there.
We got to know each other a lot, and I gave Ava a pair of spare crystal, dangly earrings.
We had a lot of fun, until the doorbell rang.
I opened the door, and I smiled.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" I asked.
It was my best friend. His name is Julian.
"Can I talk to you in private?" he asked, eyeing Ava curiously.
"Sure," I said, signalling to Ava to wait there.
"You're a good witch, I know it," Julian said.
"I just haven't told you, I'm a wizard, and Leah is a half-human, half-werewolf."
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so guys, new series! um. uhhh Leah is Crystal's other best friend. hope. u . like .
i notify

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emma34668
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 8:58pm UTC

happiness can be found in even the
darkest of time, if one only remembers to
turn on the light.

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