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TheyCallMeNoah

1. TheyCallMeNoah
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2013 6:06pm UTC
   White girls 16 & pregnant= MTV
   Black girls 16 & pregnant= Maury
   
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2. TheyCallMeNoah
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   August 17, 2013 5:57pm UTC
   Being a virgin these days is something to be proud of. You're like a unicorn.
   
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3. TheyCallMeNoah
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2013 5:31pm UTC
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   The awkward moment when your capri sun refuses to lose its virginity.
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4. TheyCallMeNoah
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2013 5:25pm UTC
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   "Dude, trust me, I'm a wizard."
   "Then prove it."
   "Sorry, no magic outside of Hogwarts."
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5. TheyCallMeNoah
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2013 5:08pm UTC
   Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be f/cking slapped.
   
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6. TheyCallMeNoah
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2013 4:58pm UTC
   Walking around the kitchen like pac-man when your hungry..
   
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7. TheyCallMeNoah
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2013 8:52pm UTC
   When girls say k, whatever, or things like that. Obviously its not whatever. Use English and communicate with me.
   
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8. TheyCallMeNoah
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   August 12, 2013 7:15pm UTC
   Who are some good people I should follow?
   
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