I'm gonna start a new sorta series kinda thing on here. Basically I'm going to weird people out on chat and then post their response.
Example:
Me: Psssssssssst
Mcr_Unicorn: Uhh..hi?
Me: You like pandas?
Mcr_Unicorn: I guess.
Me: Well, i have a whole stock of em in the back
Mcr_Unicorn: Hmm
Me: You wanna buy some panda?
Mcr_Unicorn: Ill keep my money thankss
Me: If you can't afford full panda, you can buy either half, or giblets
Mcr_Unicorn: No thanks cx
Me: But the giblets are calling for you. They say you are the chosen one
Mcr_Unicorn: But im not ready
Me: They howl your name in the moonlight
Mcr_Unicorn: But my name is Alli. NOOOOO
Me: Just accept it. They need you. You are the only one who can fullfill the gib destiny
Mcr_Unicorn: Nah im too evil soz
Me: You ruin my life
Mcr_Unicorn: I know